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shmeeb by Kory S June 17, 2007
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adj. an utterance exclaimed in a high pitched voice, used to ensue happinness and joy.
The word originated from the under water language of Shrumpi, spoken by Shrimp, and Seagulls. (Also used as a mating call by cniderians)
"Hey Ryan you look very cute today you sweet little muffin."
"Shmee!"
shmee by Ryann8 March 21, 2007
Sheetz is a suck ass gas station/ inconvenient store where you go to lose your fucking mind. Mainly hicks go there to order MTO food for them and the 27 other people in their family. And the teens go there to get their juul pods to be the cool kids in school, kids that are underage also will try to buy tobacco products but their ID is in the car. And travelers from out of state get in line and always forget one thing wile the cashier is ringing them out and run around the store getting 12 more things. Basically a place to go if you want to see what hell will be like.
Person one- hey wanna go to Sheetz?

Person two- nah fuck that Sheetz sucks.

Person three- what’s a Sheetz? I never heard of that.

Person two- good you should keep it that way if you know what’s good for you.
Sheetz by WildCard89! August 6, 2018

Balance sheet 

Balance sheet = financial bullshit that no one cares about
Amanda can you pull a balance sheet together. Her reaponse is no it isn't important to do my job.
Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.
Look at the shmeebs on that!
shmeebs by Master Bates March 28, 2005
a slang term for shit and is used to exadurate the word. Used involuntarily by arabs.
"ohh sheeet i forgot my umbrella!"
Sheeet by thatchick September 1, 2008