pray to Jesus shits

Those really urgent bathroom trips where your stomach is cramping the whole time and it won’t stop coming out, so you literally pray to Jesus

Bruh, I just had one of those pray to Jesus shits

by YaboyNick2019 July 5, 2019

Chaotic little shits

Chaotic little shits are a hot fucking mess of a trio. It usually consists of the sad lesbian, the sarcastic one who cares more about the aesthetic then the other two and the one who loops every conversation back to Taylor swift.

Common used phrases in this group chat :

sowwy

*insert passive aggressive phrase* 😊

Sadge

“I know this trio that’s a stupid mess and all their aesthetics don’t work together but they’re super hot”

“Omg that’s defo some chaotic little shits”

by Chaotic little shit #3 July 2, 2021

La Brea Tar Shits

The tarry black dookie of a newborn baby or an adult after some misadventure.

After a night of Pabst drafts and White Castle burgers, I have a case of the La Brea Tar Shits!

by fannyblaster3000 October 15, 2021

West Virginia Grit Shits

When you eat a pan of buttery grits with your sister and fuck her on the kitchen table and when you get ready to cum you stick a finger in your ass and smear shit and grits on your face and yell country roads take me home.

I performed a West Virginia Grit Shits with my sister yesterday after church.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

day of a thousand shits

A day that is spent on the porcelain throne, frequently producing shits of various sizes and odors.

Bob missed the golf tournament because he was cursed with a day of a thousand shits.

by Tooka Chin Chilla July 11, 2022

not for the shits

1: a phrase used by someone declining or calling out the bullshit they're being told,

or

2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"

or

3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.

example 1: DUDE DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING WALLET?? - "dude im not for the shits, go harass someone else"

example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"

example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"

by akuralis August 1, 2023

Two shits and a Fuck

A enhancement of the popular terms for Two shits, Give a fuck and Give a shit. All of these terms used to describe how much you don't care.

When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.

Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.

1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.

2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.

by _Shaybear_ November 22, 2011