Rusty screw

The act of having anal sex without emptying one's bowels beforehand with (most commonly) a man over the age of 75.

Damian : "Me and Winston had a cheeky rusty screw while his grand daughter was in the other room!"
James : "Wow, I can't wait to have my first rusty screw"

by LargerThanAverageDave May 7, 2023

screw

To depart (usually from a gathering that has not yet ended, often with negative connotations).

This party isn't doin' it for me. I think I'm just gonna screw.

by Argyle 105 October 23, 2018

Cartinal Screw

A screw attached to bone cartilage, usually on human ears.

Just got a cartinal screw in my knee a few days ago.

by Dooderpant June 22, 2024

Screws

Something you borrow from your aunt to expand your 0.0001 sq m apartment in New York. Required for securing galvanized square steel frames, only then can eco-friendly wood veneer be installed.

Little John spent his life savings on a 0.0001 square meter apartment in New York. But it's too small to fit even his pet Komodo dragon. So forst he borrowed some expansion screws from his aunt. First, he removed the windows, then, he expanded outwards using galvanized square steel. Secure them with the screws, then outfit with eco-friendly wood veneers.

by A dying goat May 31, 2024

Screw

A fucking sharp nail like thing that has twisted metal around it

He used a DRILL to put a SCREW in the wall

by Yeet...fleet...deet June 20, 2019

Screw you with a Q

A phrase meaning 'Go fuck yourself' among other things. Unknown origins. Add more Q to enhance effect.

Tomasz: screw you with a Q!
Ivar: screw you with 45 to the 99th power Q!

by VardanMarutyan November 8, 2025

Screwed

I'm still not seeing how I'm not getting this (figuratively)

Hym "Yeah, no I don't see how I'm not getting screwed here and I would still like to know what in the actual fuck you guys think you're doing to me here. Cus I have an analogy for what it looks like."

by Hym Iam September 19, 2022