dean scream

When you overreact to a small setback with an exaggerated display of emotion that causes people to question your sanity, that's a Dean Scream.

Howard Dean was widely considered to be the front-runner in the 2004 primaries, but on the night of Iowa's caucus, it was obvious that he'd been beaten in part by John Kerry, and also by John Edwards and Dennis Kucinich(who were working together to get delegates - oopsy, John got more than Howard!) and in a bug-eyed rant, he attempted to cheer himself and his supporters up by telling them about all the other states they'd win in, and topping it off with a hysterical scream very much like a donkey braying(appropriately enough, Dean is a Democrat.) The jury was out for a while on whether he was screaming in joy or agony, but nevertheless, Dean was done after that.

"Damnit, there goes the bus. YEEAAAARGHHH!"

"What? I got an A-! This should have been an A+! I don't believe this! YEAAAARGHHH!"

by Laura Tobin June 4, 2004

screwnicornhole

v. to strap a dildo to your head (like the horn of a unicorn) and to screw someone IN THE ASS (the cornhole)

Jim screwnicornholed Patsy up against the front door until she was screaming like a banshee.

After screwnicornholing Michael, Dawn had to wash the fudge and corn off of her headgear.

by masochistmonkeyjoe July 12, 2007

Golden Screwdriver

Concealing upgraded functionality in an apparently lower-level product, which is then restored by a ridiculously simple action, such as opening up a panel and turning a screw.

In the heyday of the mainframe, hardware upgrades were installed ahead of time and deactivated. When the customer was finally up-sold on the improvements, a sales engineer simply crawled inside and did little more than turn a screw.
The reward/effort ratio was so high that this practice was called the Golden Screwdriver.

Certain software programs appear to be sold in different versions, but in reality, these functionality tiers are controlled by the serial number the user is given to enter during registration.

by desserteagle October 31, 2009

screaming meemies

Attack of the nerves or an extreme state of manic disposition.

Hildred has had an attack of the screaming meemies. I think she needs to chill out and have a beer.

by twistedchick August 29, 2007

chopped and screwed

When a song is screwed, that means it's slowed down a bit. "Chopping" is when you have the record on one turntable, and the same record on another turntable but delayed one beat, then you crossfade between the two for a beat to double up a half-second part. Usually you "chop" on the fourth beat to double up the first beat of the next measure. DJs often use the "flanger" effect on one of the records to make the chops "swoop."

"DJ Screw originated the Chopped & Screwed style."

by magnum October 1, 2003

screwed the pooch

The act of really messing things up.

Damn, i really screwed the pooch on that one.

by madmanmarx October 26, 2007

Screaming Pelican

Whilst having sex on the beach, the male withdraws his penis, rubs it in the sand, and then re-penetrates. The name is obviously derived from the females reaction. Originated in Naples, FL

"How was your date with Skylar at Vanderbilt Beach last night?" "Horrible! That bastard gave me a Screaming Pelican!"

by CSN CSN February 4, 2009