Screw loose

Brixton Bulley

Bulley has definitely got a screw loose under that mullet

by Gagandeepp April 13, 2022

Screw Voyage

The perfect drink for any girl who has been screwed over by a guy. It consists of Godiva liquor, amaretto, whipped vodka blended together with ice cream and topped with whipped cream and a cherry, of course. The perfect break up beverage.

Were you just dumped?

Yeah but it's okay, I'm on a screw voyage.

by sparklesthroughdiamonds January 7, 2013

im screwed

when you know u wont be able to resist someone or something

Person 1: "OMG, Im screwed, they are so cute i cant wait to see them again"

by bob!bj January 28, 2022

corkin' your screws

verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.

1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...

by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010

Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.

My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.

by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021

Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.

"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"

by Kinty The Cat March 19, 2014

screw

To have fun with friends! (Keep the condom on my friend)

I wanna SCREW myself

by Poopy Butt Finger December 11, 2019