River Paki

A derogatory way to describe a Bangladeshi, as they are basically just like Pakistan but eat an ocean's worth of fish compared to Pakistanis.

Person 1: "Look that brown kid eats bare fish curry"
Person 2: "Yh, he's a river paki"

by Mastrourban June 17, 2022

Reveal your Favorite Song day

On July 27 and August 3rd are the days you reveal the song you love and would most likely have multiple people judge you

"Hey dude It's Reveal your Favorite Song Day" -Asshole friend
"The huh day?" -You

by Patalin PB July 17, 2022

Shallow River Paddling

Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.

“Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?

by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010

The River City Snooki

Toga wearing mexapino who is refused service at local dive bars.

The River City Snooki was on the prowl after drinking a few wine decanters and ninja bombing the wedding.

by KEvans September 16, 2010

Fire River

A painful urination, likely caused a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Oh man, I just peed a fire river!

by MasterOfOrion March 26, 2013

chunky river

1.) A series of people puking in a line, causing the puke to flow like a river.
2.) A river in rural Mississippi.

Dude that party was sick last night...but I had to cross a chunky river on my way out.
Meet me at the Chunky! (referring to the river in Mississippi)

by lpsexy November 23, 2014

mike rivera

a man that jerks off at least thirteen times a day.

you're such a Mike rivera

by dicknibbler January 27, 2016