Plum Pudding

Plum Pudding is what my cadet roomie, Matt makes when he pushes plums up my boy-hole and fucks me until he has a cumgasm, which he makes me eat afterward -- Yum!

Wow! Matt made Plum Pudding in my butt-hole last night!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Pedding

A wedding ceremony where the groom and bride pets each other rather sexually in front of the altar while the priest is speaking.

Me: Did you see the pedding today? It was hot!

Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.

Me: ....

Friend: What?

Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.

by JesterHat August 30, 2009

paddington

Cocaine: Paddington was a talking bear from the deepest and darkest reaches of Peru. Peru is the source of some fine white powder. Paddington also happens to be a train station in London.

To pick up Cocaine: "Did you pass by Paddington today?" "It's going to be a wild night, I have to go to Paddington before I meet you"

by Simon Lepik July 9, 2005

Figgy Pudding

When the male uses the "Recipient's" diarrhea as lubricant.

Guy: Bring me the figgy pudding!
Girl:I ams bringing it to the max!

by Law and January 22, 2008

pudding sick

That kind of feeling you get after eating a little too much pudding.

Gee Garrett, that massive bowl of pudding made me pretty pudding sick.

by Habeeb February 1, 2008

pudding belly

An enlarged abdomen, usually from eating too much.

Her pudding belly tells me she has difficulty resisting sugary foods.

by Skeptical Senior October 12, 2014

Pudding

Butts

Ugh, Jimmy keeps sticking his nose in pudding.

Want some pudding hun?

by Dr. Parsinomious Cambridge September 22, 2017