procrastidate

When you keep arranging dates with potential partners in order to avoid doing work.

Person 1: Where's Mat?
Person 2: I think he scheduled a date tonight.
Person 1: what? he's got work to do?!?! and he's not even started? he's Procrastidating again...
(Procrastidate)

by stakzent November 16, 2015

procrastichillin

The action of putting off what one should be doing in favor of relaxation and time spent with friends.

JOE: Hey man, what are you doing today?

FRANK: Oh, you know. Just procrastichillin. Think I'll work on that 16 page research paper tomorrow night.

JOE: Right on, dude. That's the way it's done!

by pointlesspotential March 18, 2016

procrasturbating

Masturbating in the attempt to stave off any thought of working productively.

So I had 3 essays due yesterday but instead of working on them, I just spend the entire night procrasturbating.

by ProcrasturbationNation August 8, 2016

Procrastination

The art of keeping up with yesterday

Procrastination: a student's life

by Fapjack June 21, 2016

procrastinatus

The acceptable amount of time before completing a long delayed task.

Just before friends and family arrive.... I've reached the procrastinatus, I should do those dishes From last week....

by BlondeEuropean June 6, 2016

procrastineighbor

not doing what your supposed to around the house because your watching your neighbors out the window.

I didn't get anything done today because I was procrastineighboring.

by Handlehhhhh October 2, 2016

Procrasturbating

When you are starting to wank but lose the motivation to reach the climax, therefore you push back delivering the results later hoping that it will feel better.

I was having a wank job while thinking of Anna Kendrick in "Up in the Air" but then I felt like I wanted to sleep a little more. So I stopped, slept 2-3 hours, then when I woke up, I restarted the job and I finally came. I procrasturbated.

I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.

by JackAceJack October 9, 2016