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Person: Ima play ya' Poltergeist on GD
Person: Wait why are there poltergeese
by Your PC ran into a problem. October 13, 2024
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Polterjob

When an individual is lifted in the air while their testicles are electrified and their shaft is jerked by a poltergeist from the zone
Man, I just got a really nice polterjob
by Beanuts December 17, 2024
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Poltershite

A combination of the words poltergeist and shite in reference to a very scary sounding or exceptionally foul smelling fart.

Synonyms: poop ghost, fart, passing wind
"That poltershite smells like a dead body."

"That poltershite was way scarier than a poop ghost, those malevolent ass-winds made me think I crapped my pants!"
by Red_Tandem_Bicycle January 28, 2026
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Polterwife

A wife that cannot cook, clean or care for children, but "Haunts" the family creating a fear and anxiety in the home.

A ghost wife resides in a home, unable or unwilling to leave, who makes demands, but cannot physically move objects herself.

Similar to a poltergeist, responsible for certain physical disturbances such as loud noises and objects thrown around.
"The girl screamed in terror as she saw the polterwife throw the chair across the room."

"Even though the polterwife had never hurt a soul, the loud wailing frightened the husband and children."
by Mars22581 October 9, 2025
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Polterwife

A wife that cannot cook, clean or care for children, but "Haunts" the family creating a fear and anxiety in the home.

A ghost wife resides in a home, unable or unwilling to leave, who makes demands, but cannot physically move objects herself.

Similar to a poltergeist, responsible for certain physical disturbances such as loud noises and objects thrown around.
"The girl screamed in terror as she saw the polterwife throw the chair across the room."

"Even though the polterwife had never hurt a soul, the loud wailing frightened the husband and children."
by Mars22581 October 9, 2025
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poggers

UrbanDictionary is a joke, not ONE of the definitions of this word includes the origin, so here we are. Yes, it is used to express enthusiasm for something that happened, but the reason is because it is a variant of "pog" which stands for "play of the game." As in, that was the best thing that happened in this match.

I just pogged this definition.
Guy: *guy kills every person on the other team by themselves*
Everyone else: POGGERS OMGGGGGG
Guy: yw for carry
by Lorddelivermefrompick6s October 15, 2025
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Pooger

Just the word Pogger, but simply just better. Instead of describing something as “epic” or “cool”, it describes it as unbelievably monumental. Beware, this word should only be used sparingly, as you could give someone a whopping 45 heart attacks if you describe an event containing it due to its immense power.
Person A: yo bro, guess what
Person B: what
Person A: i just won a game on clash
Person B: HOLY SHIT!! THATS SO POOGER!!
Person A: I KNOW RIGHT!! (mega knights all over the place)
by korvthetorch December 23, 2025
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