Polterjob 

When an individual is lifted in the air while their testicles are electrified and their shaft is jerked by a poltergeist from the zone

Man, I just got a really nice polterjob

Polterjob by Beanuts December 17, 2024

pootermobile 

Little cars that members of Five Iron Frenzy lit on fire and drove around. They may or may not be made of legos. "Pootermobile" also tells of a very important part of Reese Roper's life.

Dah Dah Dahhhhh Dah Dah....

....pootermobile

::wild cheers::

pootermobile by BKS April 21, 2004

polterdouche 

A person that doesn’t respond to your your messages for days at a time. A cross between a poltergeist and a douche.

Wynn, stop being polterdouche and reply to Renee already!

polterdouche by Jim Chewpert December 17, 2019

Potterjob 

(n)

1. The kind of person who begins premature ejaculation after the first 2.7 seconds of a blowjob, then runs around butt naked like a scared chicken while spraying ejaculate all over the unfortunate girl's room.

2. A fucking retard with no prospects who lives in his parent's basement.

See also: Jizm McGee

1. Move out of your parents house already, you're 34 years old you fucking Potterjob.

2. Stop cumming all over my room you fucking Potterjob!

Potterjob by Blacknblue30 November 22, 2011

polterjoist

The noise a house makes when it is cooling down and you hear what appear to be footsteps upstairs or doors opening.

Matt and Vikkie were sitting in the lounge when they heard footsteps upstairs, don't worry Vikkie said its just a polterjoist.

polterjoist by Matthew Lowe February 18, 2008

poltersociology

The study of society and the interaction between poltergeist spirits and humans.

Poltersociology studies society and how poltergeists interact with humans.

poltersociology by Natural Life May 28, 2018

poltergoosed 

To be pinched on the bum by a mischievous spirit.

Brad: Holy shit! What was that all about dude?
Corey: What?
Brad: You just pinched my buttocks, dude, WTF?
Corey: WHAT? No I fuckin' didn't!
Brad: Oh, right, so you're saying I've just been poltergoosed!?
Corey: Huh?
Brad: C'mon Corey, everyone knows you have the hots for me, just admit it and stop blaming paranormal activity for your constant inappropriate advances.

poltergoosed by niftydog December 28, 2007