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Polterjob

When an individual is lifted in the air while their testicles are electrified and their shaft is jerked by a poltergeist from the zone
Man, I just got a really nice polterjob
by Beanuts December 17, 2024
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pootermobile

Little cars that members of Five Iron Frenzy lit on fire and drove around. They may or may not be made of legos. "Pootermobile" also tells of a very important part of Reese Roper's life.
Dah Dah Dahhhhh Dah Dah....

....pootermobile

::wild cheers::
by BKS April 21, 2004
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polterdouche

A person that doesn’t respond to your your messages for days at a time. A cross between a poltergeist and a douche.
Wynn, stop being polterdouche and reply to Renee already!
by Jim Chewpert December 17, 2019
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Potterjob

(n)

1. The kind of person who begins premature ejaculation after the first 2.7 seconds of a blowjob, then runs around butt naked like a scared chicken while spraying ejaculate all over the unfortunate girl's room.

2. A fucking retard with no prospects who lives in his parent's basement.

See also: Jizm McGee
1. Move out of your parents house already, you're 34 years old you fucking Potterjob.

2. Stop cumming all over my room you fucking Potterjob!
by Blacknblue30 November 22, 2011
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polterjoist

The noise a house makes when it is cooling down and you hear what appear to be footsteps upstairs or doors opening.
Matt and Vikkie were sitting in the lounge when they heard footsteps upstairs, don't worry Vikkie said its just a polterjoist.
by Matthew Lowe February 18, 2008
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poltersociology

The study of society and the interaction between poltergeist spirits and humans.
Poltersociology studies society and how poltergeists interact with humans.
by Natural Life May 28, 2018
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poltergoosed

To be pinched on the bum by a mischievous spirit.
Brad: Holy shit! What was that all about dude?
Corey: What?
Brad: You just pinched my buttocks, dude, WTF?
Corey: WHAT? No I fuckin' didn't!
Brad: Oh, right, so you're saying I've just been poltergoosed!?
Corey: Huh?
Brad: C'mon Corey, everyone knows you have the hots for me, just admit it and stop blaming paranormal activity for your constant inappropriate advances.
by niftydog December 28, 2007
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