Polterjob
When an individual is lifted in the air while their testicles are electrified and their shaft is jerked by a poltergeist from the zone
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pootermobile
Little cars that members of Five Iron Frenzy lit on fire and drove around. They may or may not be made of legos. "Pootermobile" also tells of a very important part of Reese Roper's life.
pootermobile by BKS April 21, 2004
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Polterjob • polterbob • polterjoist • Potterjob • Poster Job • polterdouche • poltergoosed • poltersociology • Pooterjib • pootermobile
polterdouche
A person that doesn’t respond to your your messages for days at a time. A cross between a poltergeist and a douche.
polterdouche by Jim Chewpert December 17, 2019
Potterjob
(n)
1. The kind of person who begins premature ejaculation after the first 2.7 seconds of a blowjob, then runs around butt naked like a scared chicken while spraying ejaculate all over the unfortunate girl's room.
2. A fucking retard with no prospects who lives in his parent's basement.
See also: Jizm McGee
1. The kind of person who begins premature ejaculation after the first 2.7 seconds of a blowjob, then runs around butt naked like a scared chicken while spraying ejaculate all over the unfortunate girl's room.
2. A fucking retard with no prospects who lives in his parent's basement.
See also: Jizm McGee
1. Move out of your parents house already, you're 34 years old you fucking Potterjob.
2. Stop cumming all over my room you fucking Potterjob!
2. Stop cumming all over my room you fucking Potterjob!
Potterjob by Blacknblue30 November 22, 2011
polterjoist
The noise a house makes when it is cooling down and you hear what appear to be footsteps upstairs or doors opening.
Matt and Vikkie were sitting in the lounge when they heard footsteps upstairs, don't worry Vikkie said its just a polterjoist.
polterjoist by Matthew Lowe February 18, 2008
poltersociology
poltersociology by Natural Life May 28, 2018
poltergoosed
Brad: Holy shit! What was that all about dude?
Corey: What?
Brad: You just pinched my buttocks, dude, WTF?
Corey: WHAT? No I fuckin' didn't!
Brad: Oh, right, so you're saying I've just been poltergoosed!?
Corey: Huh?
Brad: C'mon Corey, everyone knows you have the hots for me, just admit it and stop blaming paranormal activity for your constant inappropriate advances.
Corey: What?
Brad: You just pinched my buttocks, dude, WTF?
Corey: WHAT? No I fuckin' didn't!
Brad: Oh, right, so you're saying I've just been poltergoosed!?
Corey: Huh?
Brad: C'mon Corey, everyone knows you have the hots for me, just admit it and stop blaming paranormal activity for your constant inappropriate advances.
poltergoosed by niftydog December 28, 2007
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