pada-jew

a non-jew who tries very hard to be a jew. they usually know the more common jewish rituals (like shabbat and kashrut) some hebrew and can pass for a jew anywhere

Mariah, a good catholic girl, decided to become a pada-jew under the tutelage of the great jew-dis Adam, Max, and Aaron

by nicejewishboy December 10, 2010

sandy panda

a very very dirty, very very naughty sexual position.

sandy panda 6 dolla.

by dmill January 12, 2008

Shitty Panda

The act of defecating into a womans mouth whilst simoultaniously punching her in both eyes giving her the appearance of a panda.

Helen was recovering from a vicious shitty panda.

by Frizbehitman July 25, 2010

Crazy Panda

a crazy guy, who's really loved and desired, playfully childish and can make anyone smile. Loved by so many yet so insecure. The most amazing guy you will EVER meet, he's different a good listener, romantic, amazing, usually named Mikey. Amazingly attractive, phenomenal personality and a heart warming smiling. Melts your heart when he touches you, an makes your skin tingle as he kisses you. Loves to be Loved. Smells amazing and has the most sexiest smile, in the world. Beautiful eyes that glisten and soft bouncy hair. Hard to keep your hands off someone as amazing as Crazy Panda as he's wanted by so many! completely and utterly irrestistable, for being such a cute hopeless romantic. Hot inside and out.

Friend 1: i was out with a right crazy panda last night!
Friend 2: really!? omg im jealous, i heard they're romantic?
Friend 1: yeah they are.. he gave me a fake rose and told me he'd love me till the last rose dies..x

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

by LoveStoryForever March 7, 2011

Slutty Downer Panda

Laura. Or someone whom has sexual desires for pandas, or is challenged. Usually gets mocked in music.

"oi slutty downer panda"

by C-Downer_Breezy May 29, 2009

Huge Raging Panda

An almost indescribable sight to see. It is when a man's penis has been inactive and unused for quite some time and then he gets an erection in which the end result is the man's erection looks like a very, very angry panda. This sight is due to the fact that the penis has been so long out of the "game" that it has grown angry and has grown lots of hair with some discoloration due to a feeling of old age. To prevent always show attention to your penis, it has feelings too.

Whoa man put that huge raging panda away, nobody wants to see that.

by Wang,Johnson69 September 23, 2010

Smacking the Panda

A slang masturbating

Guy 1: Dude i just saw sami Smacking the panda.

Guy 2: Thats amazing.

by Gentalmensmiley June 20, 2011