work panties 

(v.) Talking to a female in the effort to have sex with her, i.e. get her out of her underwear.

1. "Man, I hate going out with Ted, he always spends the whole night trying to work panties!"

2. A: "Have you seen Ted?"

B: "Yeah, he's over in the corner over there talking to that chick, working panties."

work panties by finninator September 23, 2011

granny panties 

maaaaaassive panties generrally frilly and worn by the older, older generation.

granny panties are famously worn by Bridget Jones in the film Bridget Jones's Diary and number 2

oi Matt, check out that nan's ridiculous granny panties!!!!

granny panties by maxxximus August 7, 2007

Party Panties 

Panties with a hole in the crotch, usually worn by chicks who demand efficiency or are just too damn drunk to figure out how to take off their undergarments.

Jack: Oh no, I am completely intoxicated and the loss of my fine motor coordination has rendered me unable to take off your panties.
Jill: Don't worry, I have party panties on.
Jack: You're such a whore.

Party Panties by Japmasta Funk August 20, 2009

Robert Pattinson

the hottest guy ever to walk planet earth

in one word-- prefection

i frequently dream of Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson by saza January 15, 2009

Napoleon Panties 

when a girls panties has stains from period stains, shit stains, and cum stains which would have the chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry portions of the ice cream.

man when i woke up this mornin that bitches napoleon panties were on my fuckin pillow!

Napoleon Panties by Mezy January 23, 2008

Mayonaise Panties

When a woman becomes so excited over a period of time, that her panties are so thick with feminine juices that the wet spot is whitish in color.

"Oh, Baby, keep talkin' dirty to me...you're giving me mayonaise panties!"

Mayonaise Panties by Vashtidog October 11, 2009

Participation Without Procreation 

The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.

Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex

In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"

Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"

Participation Without Procreation by Jonathan Hampton June 18, 2006