Definitions by Vashtidog
Holly Jolly Tamale
The same thing as a hot tamale (When a guy shits in a sock, and smacks someone with it.)
, but when done with a Christmas stocking.
, but when done with a Christmas stocking.
Eric: "Hey, Jason! You gonna give Carl a hot tamale tonight?"
Jason: "Of course. But since it's the holidays and all, we use a Christmas stocking and call it a Holly Jolly Tamale!"
Eric: "That's hot!"
Jason: "Of course. But since it's the holidays and all, we use a Christmas stocking and call it a Holly Jolly Tamale!"
Eric: "That's hot!"
Holly Jolly Tamale by Vashtidog December 17, 2010
Pig Stains
The dark patches of skin found between a fat girl's thighs and ass, which can be caused by poor circulation and the kidneys and liver not operating efficiently.
Tony: "Man, I think Lisa is so fucking Sexy! Is she good in bed?"
John: "Fuck, yes! But don't mind the pig stains!"
Tony: "Damn! I know she's fat, but if she's got pig stains, she's a little too fat for me!"
John: "Fuck, yes! But don't mind the pig stains!"
Tony: "Damn! I know she's fat, but if she's got pig stains, she's a little too fat for me!"
Pig Stains by Vashtidog December 17, 2010
Tuna Strip
Her: "Honey, can you stop off at the store and buy me some pads?"
Him: "What? You're out of tuna strips again?"
Him: "What? You're out of tuna strips again?"
Tuna Strip by Vashtidog October 11, 2009
Mayonaise Panties
When a woman becomes so excited over a period of time, that her panties are so thick with feminine juices that the wet spot is whitish in color.
Mayonaise Panties by Vashtidog October 11, 2009