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PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.
Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.
by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019
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pacing issues

to be retarded or have severe autistic mannerisms
Mate 1: Ayy, boy you got pacing issues
Mate 2: Stfu idek what that means
by thematteo318 April 9, 2019
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Parking Meter People

These are people who annoy you so much that the clock /or meter starts counting down the moment you see them. These individuals are usually found lurking at family reunions, weddings and holiday dinners. Put in your virtual quarter for the meter and get out of that situation when you've had enough.
Oh no! There's my cousin Jimmy who I can't stand being around. I can only be near him for about 15 minutes. He's one of my Parking Meter People!
by Billiest April 18, 2019
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Parking Lot It

When you arrive at a public event, (movie, piano recital, PTA meeting, etc.) and can’t bare to make it through sober, so you full send hard liquor in the parking lot after you arrive to get a nice drunk on.
Hey honey, do you want to parking lot it at Emily’s dance recital? It’s gonna be a shit show.
by Earvin Johnson January 6, 2020
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Packing Spheres

Packing Spheres occurs when a child under 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 2 Diopter OR When a person over 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 6 Diopter.
Dude. My Granddaughter just got back with her new glasses from the optician. I'm glad she has good glasses now...that kid is really Packing Spheres!
by Rambler Man June 10, 2021
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Poking your pants

The act of poking your bosses pants with pinky finger and or half chub on purpose or by accident
by Captain caulk June 11, 2021
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Pekingese Head

A disparaging epithet used to describe a person whose hair is poufed-out and cascading on the sides while their face looks like it‘s been flattened by a two-by-four.
That poor thing definitely has a bad case of Pekingese Head.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
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