When I realized I liked the rank, sourmilk musk of Conrad’s balls, I knew I was a total trash humper.
by hotpocketspdx September 15, 2016
Get the trash humpermug. I just saw a redneck trash driving down the road with Kenny Chesney blaring music over their duel exhaust.
by PAYNT May 17, 2016
Get the Redneck trashmug. Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
by TrashManDan January 1, 2018
Get the Smashing Trashmug. Typically a adult skanky female who resides in rundown overcrowded house that isn't even hers (still living with parents or relatives) she has kids with different fathers whom she ditches at extended periods of time so that she can party or sleep around with random men (mostly those that are already taken) she can not hold a job and will post her job as a full time mommy on Facebook.
by Miss D. Lillified January 10, 2017
Get the Rez trashmug. When someones opinion is so terrible that it actually devalues them as a human being, making them one step closer to human trash.
Person 1: "Man, Drake is the G.O.A.T."
Person 2: "Thats a fucking trash opinion"
Person 1: "You are right, I am now a lesser person because of my trash opinion. Sorry for bothering you with my existence"
Person 2: "Thats a fucking trash opinion"
Person 1: "You are right, I am now a lesser person because of my trash opinion. Sorry for bothering you with my existence"
by Evgis March 12, 2018
Get the trash opinionmug. A person who is super flashy, tries to get all the attention, who doesn't even know they are looking max level foolish! This person will try to one up you in every story.. Cape wearing... hoe saving type..
Bro. Look at this Trash Gordon azz dude trying to get at yo girl! Brought her flowers, candy and a card to her job in front of you.. He looks ridiculous..fr
by Oriel Dreamwalker May 8, 2020
Get the trash gordonmug. The item(s) left behind at your apartment by a trick who spent the night. Usually left behind by accident but sometimes left behind for nefarious reasons.
person1: Hey man, when did you start wearing heels?
person2: Naw, that ain't mine, that's last night's trick trash.
person2: Naw, that ain't mine, that's last night's trick trash.
by dangerdanger1 November 24, 2015
Get the trick trashmug.