Helicopter Tits

Tits moving a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.
I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter tits that I feel off your race-car bed.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
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tit fucking

A guy thrust his dick inbetween a set of tits.

see also milkshake
by raquel January 20, 2004
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angel tits

I saw this lil' tramp last night shakin' that ass, and let me tell you she had some nice little angel tits pokin' thru her t-shirt.
by deepskull March 10, 2006
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Tit Hammock

A cheap bra worn by horrifically overweight women in America. The sheer, elephantine mass of their saturated mammories has over-powered the 5 cents worth of Taiwanese twine pretending to be underwire and their hee-yuge boobs have come to rest together at the lowest point of gravity, creating a monoboob.

It looks like a pair of massively overweight and unshapely arms have been folded across the chest. Terrifyingly, these same women seem to adopt this position over the top of their already shudder-inducing globes.

There is a way to fix this problem, however. Take a large cardboard box, such as you might receive a new fridge-freezer in, cut a circular hole in the bottom and then another two circles on opposing sides. Place box over tit hammock owner.

Despite not correcting the fault of the $3.99 Kmart bra that was struggling for its life, it does mean that the rest of us don't have to look at it.

"Jesus-fucking-Christ, mate! Don't look left, there's a heffer wearing a tit hammock".
by Jimbles November 07, 2005
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pointy tits

It's a regulator valve at the end of a pump that feds soy-based oils into ice cream bars at a plant.

Eh...just kidding, Pointy Tits refers to breasts that are pointy, or cone-shaped.
Oh man! Them pointy tits is off the hizzouse, and poking me in the eye.
by Inva Derbo Ots September 29, 2006
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wired-to-the-tits

An adjective indicating an extreme degree of inebriation beyond safety, reason and/or consciousness.
Jose Contreras: Daamn, I was wired-to-the-tits drunk last night.
Bruce Lee: No shit, you were hitting on motherfucking livestock by the end of the night.
by benny b from the bronx August 22, 2007
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pickle tits

A set of tits, male or female, that are elongated, sagging, and covered in zits. This type of tits are generally found on fat people with poor hygiene and are unmistakable when unclothed.
Look at that fat kid standing around over there with his shirt off. His pickle tits sure are making me hungry.
by p0wnzor August 12, 2009
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