Nocker nonce

A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl

Guy 1: “oi did u here about Matt last night?”

Guy 2: “ye mate what a nocker nonce”

by The real og buggy October 23, 2019

Grok Nonce

A nonce who asks Grok shit questions to be part of a noncey bandwagon.

Also, a lazy fucker who can't be bothered to search for information.

"Look at that fucking Grok Nonce, asking who his most famous follower is"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 11, 2025

Nonce

British slang for pedophile

Sjaak is a nonce.

by swaggerjagger739373 September 7, 2022

Nonce

People who loves touching little kids

Oi Jack price your a nonce you are haha

by James Adams October 8, 2021

Nonce

Someone who is beautiful and gorgeous. A person known for their beauty and looks.

Wow, I look like a nonce today!

by Urmomspussyhole May 3, 2022

Nonce

Ya dad

Ya dads a propa nonce

by YaLocalDrugDealer00 November 1, 2020

nonce

Dylan Johnathan Copper.

Dylan Johnathan Cooper is the biggest fucking nonce i have ever seen. do you wonder why his pc cant even handle two tabs open at once. because it's so rammed full of CP that it cant fucking cope. its actually full to the brim. almost like what he wants to do to the children he has in his basement

by IFUCKINGHATEDYLANCOOPER December 1, 2023