mickey mouse bullshit 

its a addition to the word shit,
when something sucks worse than shit.

ya know what, im sick and tired of your mickey mouse bullshit.
What kind of mickey mouse bullshit is this?

mickey mouse bullshit by Robert Parker December 24, 2003

Minnie Mouse

Fucking Goofy.

Taken from an old joke that went along the lines of
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse?
A: He found out she was fucking goofy.

You mean you bought that after watching an infomercial? Man, that's just Minnie Mouse.

Minnie Mouse by Bill Guindon April 23, 2006

radioactive mouse 

An asian guy with a really small penis, that thinks he is good in bed.

Hahaha! Jay is a radioactive mouse! He tried to sleep with this chick last night and she said he sucked hard donkey balls because he's so small!

radioactive mouse by Wolf Woman September 27, 2005

as soft as a she-mouse's belly 

An expression meaning very soft and tender to caress and feel.

The fabric of Stephanie's new coat was very warm and luxurious and felt as soft as a she-mouse's belly.

as soft as a she-mouse's belly by llanellirog September 18, 2005

sewer mouse 

A used tampon, generally that which is found through plumbing work, but also can be found anywhere after discard.

I found a sewer mouse in our hiding spot in the park. Someone must have been earning their redwings.

sewer mouse by dadafari December 22, 2008

church mouse 

A church mouse is a meek individual who attends church regularly and frequently.

Go back to church you church mouse!

church mouse by lorietta August 31, 2006

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake 

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake

A group of people are standing round a table with only say, one cake left and someone would say "I saw him eye up that cake and he was straight in there, quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake"

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake by MacCardarelli February 15, 2008