Moses

He died on the cross for our sins.

Moses helps us get in to Heaven

by UDBalla September 8, 2010

moss

Ultra heavy and dirty wordfuneral doomword band from the UK.

Hey, these Moss guys are so fucking heavy! Where's the noose?

by yaddith October 21, 2003

moses

To finger fuck a female.

Dogg I totally moses that girl just now

by DoriginalRhett August 10, 2006

mosser

shit nasty scat babe that likes it hard n' dirty. shes one sick fuck up!

www.veronicamosser.com

by ???????????? September 12, 2003

moses

An extremely cool, but difficult way to take a shit.

A moses is when you are freeing the "Egyptians" ... but just before they leave their "prison" you need to flush the toilet. This symbolises the parting of the seas. It is only a true MOSES if they hit a dry toilet bowl, and are then taken away to safety by the returning seas.

Your friends may claim to have pulled a perfect moses, but if there is any scepticism you can always tell by the larger than normal skid mark left on the bottom of the bowl.

This is an extremely difficult move to pull... your timing is critical!

1)WOW!! Look at that skid-mark, that was definately a legend that dropped that MOSES!!

2)WOOOOO!HOOOOO! I just landed my first true-MOSES! A picture of that shits definately going on the net!!

by Clinton Howes February 21, 2008

moss flinger

one who sneezes after giving oral pleasure to the vagina

secretary 1 "how was your night with gil?"

secretary 2 "good up until i was about to climax and he moss flinged all over my new sheets"

by syd garrett August 15, 2005

Montsirbillah

Often referred to as Monty. He is a wizard that does spells and shit. He has a huge cock but unfortunately he himself is a huge cock.

Monty you are a wizard!
I'm a what?
A wizard!
A what?
A WIZARD!
I'm a wizard?
Yes!
But I'm just Monty.
Fuck you Montsirbillah.

by LukeCage October 24, 2010