Monfort

(Noun)—The sadists who run an open-air asylum where patrons pay for humiliation, abuse, public cuckoldry, and shirty draft beer at 20th and Blake. A parasite who lives up to his first name.

(Verb)—The act of exploiting someone else for their money without adding anything of benefit to the relationship.

Did you see what Wendy did to Stan? She’s been Monforting him so hard! She takes all of his money, lets him pay for everything, then she puts out with all of the other guys at the party—and makes sure he can see it. I have no idea how she keeps convincing him to show up and open his wallet for her. What a Monfort.

by Randy Marsh 71 May 12, 2025

Mofongo

1. noun - a huzz
2. verb - making love

1. yoo is that a Mofongo
2. Bro how did you get her to mofongo you?

by Mofongomachine October 13, 2025

mofollistic

Part of Speech: adjective
Pronunciation:
UK-style: /ˌmɒ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOF-uh-LISS-tik)
US-style: /ˌmoʊ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOH-fuh-LISS-tik)
Definition:
Describes something so grotesquely cruel, strategically harmful, or morally obscene that it transcends ordinary wrongdoing.

You’re working 80-hour weeks, getting screamed at in meetings, and your health is tanking. HR sends you a link to a mindfulness app and a coupon for herbal tea.
“What motherfuckery is this? Mofollistic slavers.”

Your parents belittle you for years, sabotage your self-worth, then tell others how proud they are that you’re “so strong.”
“They didn’t raise me. They razed me. That’s mofollistic parenting.”

by Lochard November 11, 2025

suckin' mofo

An expression usually muttered under your breath after an uncomfortable experience. Refering to the experience itself. Can also refer to an individual.

Walking away from an arguement with a friend, Marisol expressed her distraught state with a quiet suckin' mofo.

by im'a grasshopper 2 July 7, 2006

SA mofo

Super attractive mother fucker

Adam: "damn that girl is hot"

John: "yeah bro, shes a super attractive mother fucker"

Adam: "oh, you mean SA mofo"

John: "exactly"

by V-necks like Daniel Tosh October 31, 2011

sneezy mofo

A person with extreme allergies/illness which result in sneezing fits.

"There was a bunch of sneezy mofo's standing behind me in line at the post office. It was gross."

by Skittles Star January 1, 2012

dumpy mofo

I would consider a dumpy mofo to be a person who is not only a mother fucker (mofo) but also quite dumpy. HOWEVER a dumpy mofo does not have to be on welfare or techinacally fuck a mother. A dumpy mofo is someone who is quite grubby and for embellishment you add mofo at the end.

You never leave the house anymore since you get food stamps now you dumpy mofo.

by Pookiegirl July 7, 2013