Lochard's definitions

mofollistic

Part of Speech: adjective
Pronunciation:
UK-style: /ˌmɒ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOF-uh-LISS-tik)
US-style: /ˌmoʊ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOH-fuh-LISS-tik)
Definition:
Describes something so grotesquely cruel, strategically harmful, or morally obscene that it transcends ordinary wrongdoing.

You’re working 80-hour weeks, getting screamed at in meetings, and your health is tanking. HR sends you a link to a mindfulness app and a coupon for herbal tea.
“What motherfuckery is this? Mofollistic slavers.”

Your parents belittle you for years, sabotage your self-worth, then tell others how proud they are that you’re “so strong.”
“They didn’t raise me. They razed me. That’s mofollistic parenting.”

by Lochard November 11, 2025