Definitions by Lochard
mofollistic
Part of Speech: adjective
Pronunciation:
UK-style: /ˌmɒ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOF-uh-LISS-tik)
US-style: /ˌmoʊ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOH-fuh-LISS-tik)
Definition:
Describes something so grotesquely cruel, strategically harmful, or morally obscene that it transcends ordinary wrongdoing.
Pronunciation:
UK-style: /ˌmɒ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOF-uh-LISS-tik)
US-style: /ˌmoʊ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOH-fuh-LISS-tik)
Definition:
Describes something so grotesquely cruel, strategically harmful, or morally obscene that it transcends ordinary wrongdoing.
You’re working 80-hour weeks, getting screamed at in meetings, and your health is tanking. HR sends you a link to a mindfulness app and a coupon for herbal tea.
“What motherfuckery is this? Mofollistic slavers.”
Your parents belittle you for years, sabotage your self-worth, then tell others how proud they are that you’re “so strong.”
“They didn’t raise me. They razed me. That’s mofollistic parenting.”
“What motherfuckery is this? Mofollistic slavers.”
Your parents belittle you for years, sabotage your self-worth, then tell others how proud they are that you’re “so strong.”
“They didn’t raise me. They razed me. That’s mofollistic parenting.”
mofollistic by Lochard November 11, 2025