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mofollistic 

Me (during waiting for the asylum process): (try to be nice to everyone from other asylum seekers to the authorities, not realising they are with the foreign persecutors)
Persecutor group (including those mentioned above and more): (bullshit, harass, insult and go out of the way to create troubles)
Me: (try again and ask them to tell if there are problems)
Persecutor group: (continue to bullshit, harass, insult, and create troubles)
(For months, no genuine human communication is possible.)
Me: (stop trying)
Persecutor group: Anti-society!
Me: Mofollistic.

source: the idiotic part of the years-long persecution I am experiencing
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mofollistic 

Me (during waiting for the asylum process): (try to be nice to everyone from other asylum seekers to the authorities, not realising they are with the foreign persecutors)
Persecutor group (including those mentioned above and more): (bullshit, harass, insult and go out of the way to create troubles)
Me: (try again and ask them to tell if there are problems)
Persecutor group: (continue to bullshit, harass, insult, and create troubles)
(For months, no genuine human communication is possible aside.)
Me: (stop trying)
Persecutor group: Anti-society!
Me: Mofollistic.

source: myself, a summary with links to entries of some of the motherfuckeries can be found on github.com/pers2022/cnp
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mofollistic

Part of Speech: adjective
Pronunciation:
UK-style: /ˌmɒ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOF-uh-LISS-tik)
US-style: /ˌmoʊ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOH-fuh-LISS-tik)
Definition:
Describes something so grotesquely cruel, strategically harmful, or morally obscene that it transcends ordinary wrongdoing.
You’re working 80-hour weeks, getting screamed at in meetings, and your health is tanking. HR sends you a link to a mindfulness app and a coupon for herbal tea.
“What motherfuckery is this? Mofollistic slavers.”

Your parents belittle you for years, sabotage your self-worth, then tell others how proud they are that you’re “so strong.”
“They didn’t raise me. They razed me. That’s mofollistic parenting.”
mofollistic by Lochard November 11, 2025
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026