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mofollistic 

Me (during waiting for the asylum process): (try to be nice to everyone from other asylum seekers to the authorities, not realising they are with the foreign persecutors)
Persecutor group (including those mentioned above and more): (bullshit, harass, insult and go out of the way to create troubles)
Me: (try again and ask them to tell if there are problems)
Persecutor group: (continue to bullshit, harass, insult, and create troubles)
(For months, no genuine human communication is possible aside.)
Me: (stop trying)
Persecutor group: Anti-society!
Me: Mofollistic.

source: myself, a summary with links to entries of some of the motherfuckeries can be found on github.com/pers2022/cnp
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mofollistic 

Me (during waiting for the asylum process): (try to be nice to everyone from other asylum seekers to the authorities, not realising they are with the foreign persecutors)
Persecutor group (including those mentioned above and more): (bullshit, harass, insult and go out of the way to create troubles)
Me: (try again and ask them to tell if there are problems)
Persecutor group: (continue to bullshit, harass, insult, and create troubles)
(For months, no genuine human communication is possible.)
Me: (stop trying)
Persecutor group: Anti-society!
Me: Mofollistic.

source: the idiotic part of the years-long persecution I am experiencing
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mofollistic

Part of Speech: adjective
Pronunciation:
UK-style: /ˌmɒ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOF-uh-LISS-tik)
US-style: /ˌmoʊ.fəˈlɪs.tɪk/ (MOH-fuh-LISS-tik)
Definition:
Describes something so grotesquely cruel, strategically harmful, or morally obscene that it transcends ordinary wrongdoing.
You’re working 80-hour weeks, getting screamed at in meetings, and your health is tanking. HR sends you a link to a mindfulness app and a coupon for herbal tea.
“What motherfuckery is this? Mofollistic slavers.”

Your parents belittle you for years, sabotage your self-worth, then tell others how proud they are that you’re “so strong.”
“They didn’t raise me. They razed me. That’s mofollistic parenting.”
mofollistic by Lochard November 11, 2025
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