Wank Machine

A machine that is designed to whack you off.

In the movie THX-1138, THX uses a Wank machine

(contrary to my example sentence wank machines are real and they feel goooooood!)

by ME!! January 25, 2005

suicide machine

Suicide machine:- A motocross bike of a 2-cycle engine. Named because of their high acceleration rates leading to people getting into trouble in tight areas in which they are unable to avoid obstacles.

Jonesy got wiped out by a tree on his YZ250! He booted it down the straight and couldn't pull it up in time!

by Frank E. July 15, 2004

Time Machine

When you tell a girl your dick is a time machine and that if she puts it in her mouth and sucks till the liquid fuel comes out... Then if she closes her eyes, clicks her heels together three times, while swallowing and says "I want to go back to *time here*" she'll go back to that time... but as she says that you just punch her in the face.

I gave a chick the time machine last night...

by Lil' Bloodshot February 1, 2009

War Machine

Something that is highly unappealing, disgusting, or deserving of scorn.

Man, don't steal the poor guy's sandwich. That's so war machine.

by RespeckKnuckles October 12, 2009

rooting machine

Fairly obscure Belfast slang for either a girl or guy that is particularly good at sex

Dude 1: What did you get up to last night big lad

Dude 2: I was out on the rip and went home this wee girl and she went like fuck!

Dude 1: Sounds like she was a right wee rooting machine

by TONY_SCULLION July 7, 2008

meat machine

When you're the type of person to find someone extremely attractive, and you fantasize about sleeping with them, but you don't take the time to learn their name.

Conversation:

Girl 1: our waiter was so nice and so cute!
Girl 2: what was his name
Girl 1: I have no idea

Girl 2: you are such a meat machine!

by meetmasheen May 21, 2017

feed the machine

The act of putting calories in your body, usaully through food or drink, after you get done working out.

After a heavy day at the gym jason is going to feed the machine.

by ruggermatt36 June 27, 2011