no kidding colombo

See no shit sherlock

Meaning obvoisly, in a really sarcastic way.
Used instead of `no shit sherlock` in schools or where swearing aint allowed, but also as a change : Ha.
Like Sherlock colombo was a detective its on english tv dont know if it is anywhere else .

Made up by my mate :

Chris : "Did you know that tomorow is Tuesday?"
Lizz : "No kidding colombo!"

Lizz : "Did you know A is before B ? "
Chris : "No kidding colombo"

by Lizzeh-x Bt Made By Chris :] December 13, 2008

Kidding on the Square

A Frankenism, meaning joking, but really meaning it.

Nick: Hey, Frank, how's the wife treatin' ya?
Frank: Fuck you, Nick.
Nick: Kidding on the square, Frank!

by Dorian Black June 21, 2005

Kiddie Pooling

When you try to motor-boat a girl with small boobs.

"Dude, i tried to motor-boat that blonde, but she has small boobs so i ended up just kiddie pooling her".

by Red Omen June 9, 2011

Jason Kidd

God, or Jesus Christ on the court. Beat his wife 'cause he was swinging his arms. He told her, "If I hit you, it's not my fault!" The blood wasn't even real.

Swear against him and J Kidd will damn you to hell and shit on your grave!

by John Don May 2, 2005

Kiddie Crack

The fuel of Generation Z.
A wonderful combination of Starbucks, Glitter, and Social Media.

Hitting the Kiddie Crack for the 5th time today!

by Kitty-Chaos October 10, 2010

D-Dogg Kidd

A super-cool kid who chats on every chatroom he sees, takes over, leaves and goes to another one
See: Hermit Dogg

Did you see that D-Dogg Kidd take over?

by The All Knower December 29, 2004

kidney van

the greatest place in the whole world ever. where both brass oranment power and freaky necklace power originated from. complete with own fridge of greatness and seating area. what more could you ask for from a kidney van. SHAK RULES!

"Hell yeah"

"watch power..."

by icy July 21, 2004