killing a kitten

to "pull one out" or lonely masturbate by ones self.

"dude CJ is a fag, he killed a kitten last night"
"the other night i was talking to trevor on the phone. and he was killing a kitten"

by "The Grizz" January 6, 2008

steep-killing

As decided by the founder members of HHJJ club, steep killing is to dance so immensely and violently to the level of hurting people around; Such as stepping on someone's foot or dropping down somebody.

-"Hey dude, chill down. You've steep-killed me!"

-"Oh god I'm so excited, this calls for some serious-a** steep-killin'!"

-Approved by Jackie, Gigi, TheDon, and UzF

by UzF December 6, 2004

Kelli

A girl that can not go very long without seeing the guy she likes. She will make multiple trips to see him in one day. She will do anything for him even if it means jumping off a bridge. She lies alot and can get away with anything. People belive her very easily. She has a sister that likes to tackle people and go through your phone. She is very funny but can act like a blonde. She does alot of stupid things. She is obsessed with justin bieber.

-Did you go to the justin bieber concert last night?

-Yeah there were a ton of kelli's there!

by Rosalita your bff March 1, 2010

Legalized Killing

1.) The act of and having permission to perform an abortion. It allows the murder of an innocent, unborn baby who has not yet had the chance to fully develop and see the light of day.
2.) To take a life in self-defense. It is okay to kill somebody or something if you are being attacked by them.
3.) To inflict fatal casualties (kills and mortal wounding) during a war. In this situation, it may also combine with self-defense.

1.) The unborn child had its very short life put to an end by the teenage mother who was too selfish and unresponsible to take care of it.
2.) The criminal was running onto Jim's lawn with guns drawn, so he blasted him with his 12-gauge.
3.) The Union infantry private participated in firing musket volleys into the attacking Confederates at the Battle of Shiloh.

by A Hoosier May 1, 2005

kelvin

A man who loses the ability to speak around attractive women. A kelvin feels like an "absolute zero" when confronted by a hottie. Similar to melvin.

Joe: Check out that hottie over there!
Kelvin: Wow!
Hottie: Hi guys. What's up?
Kelvin: Uh, um, <alternately stares over her head and at the floor>
Hottie: Later, loser.

by bpl-nyc October 23, 2008

Kelvin

A weird asian dude with spiky hair who uses the word bitch too much.

person 1: Dude do you know Kelvin?

person 2: Oh yeah that weird guy with the hair.

person 1: Yeah he called me a bitch yesterday!

by stalker:P November 22, 2011

kelli

slutty bitch. nuff said.smells badd.HAIRY.weird eyes.awkard body.cant take pictures.

christie: you're such a kelli!!
d'andra: omg! that's the meanest thing you could say!!

by truthers December 7, 2012