Lover of Nothing is a single Canadian guy. Lover of Nothing hides behind many pseudonyms. He doesn't communicate well and he often comes across like you don't exist. Lover of Nothing does not express his feelings because he doesnt want to lose his independence or be in a realationship in fear of getting hurt.
I imagine that Lover of Nothing is a great listener. His kisses are warm and just the thought of kissing his lips makes me excited. He is probably of average height, with brown hair and eyes. He is a provider so he must hunt & fish. He also knows his way around a kitchen and would likely be happy to put away the laundry. He likes to build things and measures things to exact perfection. He is a dedicated family man, over protective and sometimes controlling but that just means he loves you that much more. He is smart, not dumb. He is sexy as fuck and can write a definition in Urban Dictionary like no other. He is independant, loyal, honest and trustworthy.
I imagine that Lover of Nothing is a great listener. His kisses are warm and just the thought of kissing his lips makes me excited. He is probably of average height, with brown hair and eyes. He is a provider so he must hunt & fish. He also knows his way around a kitchen and would likely be happy to put away the laundry. He likes to build things and measures things to exact perfection. He is a dedicated family man, over protective and sometimes controlling but that just means he loves you that much more. He is smart, not dumb. He is sexy as fuck and can write a definition in Urban Dictionary like no other. He is independant, loyal, honest and trustworthy.
FUTURE
LOVER OF NOTHING if you're reading this I want you in my life.
VERB
Lover of Nothing I will give you something I have never given another man.
ADJECTIVE
Lover of Nothing I will love you like no other person on this planet and will give you my name. Day after day until we leave the planet.
LOVER OF NOTHING if you're reading this I want you in my life.
VERB
Lover of Nothing I will give you something I have never given another man.
ADJECTIVE
Lover of Nothing I will love you like no other person on this planet and will give you my name. Day after day until we leave the planet.
by loverofnothing July 26, 2022

1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Person in relation to another person who has none consanguinity, none common ancestor, none kinship by affinity, none kinship by indefinite classification, none kinship by adoption and none other kind of kinship.
6- Relative's lover.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Person in relation to another person who has none consanguinity, none common ancestor, none kinship by affinity, none kinship by indefinite classification, none kinship by adoption and none other kind of kinship.
6- Relative's lover.
by WZY129012 August 30, 2021

Basically nothing can’t be something because nothing IS something but it can be used if you are doing nothing well you are doing something but let’s just say you are nothing but just watching tv or something but nothing can’t be something but that is how it can be used doing nothing but doing nothing is doing something so you get what I mean right?
by ljlboy December 31, 2021

by TheBingusMan May 19, 2023

1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Family member's lover.
11- Lover's family members.
12- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
13- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
14- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal ascendant.
15- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal descendant.
16- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
17- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal ascendant.
18- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal descendant.
19- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
20- Without kinship and without social bond at the same time.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Family member's lover.
11- Lover's family members.
12- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
13- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
14- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal ascendant.
15- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal descendant.
16- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
17- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal ascendant.
18- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal descendant.
19- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
20- Without kinship and without social bond at the same time.
by ZARB1296 January 29, 2022

Austin Lin: Dude did you hear about that Joe Biden Speech? He was talking about literally nothing bruh.
Christian Koch: Yeah man that was a whole nothing burger
Christian Koch: Yeah man that was a whole nothing burger
by EdgeTillIBlackOut November 15, 2023

Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
by anonymous November 29, 2023
