mouth hooker

A female who gets what she wants by giving blowies.

I can't believe Tina got tickets for that sold out show. Must have given somebody mouth favors. Fucken'mouth hooker!

by rzagt March 4, 2009

Ernie Mouth

The form of a female vagina in which the labia is seemingly missing. A slit is all that is present looking almost exactly like the mouth of Ernie from Sesame Street.

She's got ernie mouth

by caesar h April 15, 2008

Round Mouth

A cock sucker
Gay
Fag

Look at that fuckin round mouth

by PorkChopSandwiches February 28, 2008

mouthful of freckles

The act of performing fellatio on a red headed male, as popularized by the song "Just Pretend", a collaboration between "Walking Dead" star Emily Kinney and noted bassist Conrad Korsch.

I feel an ache, hunger low in my tummy; a mouthful of freckles sure sounds yummy

by tumbleweaves October 28, 2013

Puppet Mouth

A bizarre and disturbing affliction restricted to the female population and brought on by rapid aging/degeneration. Sufferers develop vertically lined, Pinocchio-like semi-detached mouths that may or may not be operated using invisible strings above their heads. The super-morbidly obese are normally safe from Puppet Mouth, with the notable exception of brontosaurus-boned Heather from Eastenders.

'Hell, Jools, can you turn the channel over? I can't look at that old crow Deirdre's Puppet Mouth any longer, it's ruining Corrie for me!'

by jez1974 December 31, 2009

Potty Mouth

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob in a port’ o-potty

“Hey did you hear”
“Hear what”
“Taylor has fucking potty mouth”

by PottyMouth12345 June 10, 2019

sailor mouth

When a dolphin makes a sound right as you swear.

Remember Dirty isabella? she shaked her booty and then got Sailor Mouthed. And then again.

by Green Hell Zone April 18, 2020