slut helmet

A protective hat containing the image of a silver fox

Don your slut helmet; the thirsty are on the loose.

by saraht333 March 29, 2015

lego helmet

Terrible hair cut that resembles a Lego figures helmet when worn

Oi mate you've got a shit hair cut its like a Lego helmet

by Dayboi May 30, 2016

poo helmet

The odour of the tip of the men's reproductive genitial after the act of sex and left unwashed for 24 hours at least

Sweet Jesus I can smell your poo helmet from the toilet cubicle next door

by Dayboi May 29, 2016

coppers helmet

Head of penis. Copper is British slang for a policeman, their protective hats are bell shaped

I don't know how the soccer player didn't score from that position.
I could have put it in the net using my coppers helmet!

by mshypz July 3, 2017

dutch helmet

When two males are riding tandem on a motorcycle, with only a helmet on, the gentleman in the back is required to provide hands on protection for the package in the front.

Did you see the two guys pull a dutch helmet going down the road the other day??

by Chalky84 July 28, 2017

chocolate helmet

A chocolate helmet occurs when a penis tip enters a soils anus, and when removed is covered in feces.

I popped my penis in her ass and had a chocolate helmet when I removed it.

by Mushy mellow November 18, 2018

god helmet

hijab

yo that is a bangin god helmet, where can I get one of those??

by johnrene22 May 24, 2019