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bork guy

A type of person who reminds you of Brad Bellick from Prison Break, namely the first two seasons.
I.e. They are slippery, snakey, only look out for themselves and enjoy others misfortunes and can be power hungry. But underneath is likely to be a pussy.
“Had the misfortune of bumping into an old school friend today, he’s turned into such a bork guy”

“That fucking prick is such a bork guy, you can’t trust him as far as you can throw him”
by King Remy Brillo October 29, 2018
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Street guy

A guy with street smarts, city guy not a hillbilly or a suburban transplant, tough, knows his job, can read people. Not a bitch or hipster knows the neighborhoods etc.
Johnny’s a street guy he’s from around here! He’s not a suburban pussy! He knows what he’s doing.
by Wolf77 May 21, 2021
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Ends Guy

Someone who doesn't care about the process, and only cares about the end result
Brian does not care to have sex with girls. He only cares about the end result of telling people that he had sex. Brian is an Ends Guy
by SailboatBlumer March 12, 2011
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Goober Gui

Slayer of beasts. Savior of men. Zweihander wielding, robe wearing Messiah. The hero that all of Lordran deserves.
All hail the almighty Goober Gui, for He hath killed for thy sins!
by GooberGui ;) April 12, 2019
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jhon guy

a weird kid whom has no self confidence or lips. is created when lips are curled back and not showing. Hates medicine and gets beat up frequently.
Whoh look at that cute brass JHON GUY!
by hank geofry March 14, 2010
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Nice Guy

1. A manipulative male that forms friendships with females under the false pretense that it won't be a sexual relationship. All the while actually lusting after the female. He is then generally confused as to why the female goes after males that are open about their desires, and blames the female when it is his own fault for creating a friendship when he really wanted to date her.

2. The guy that's always there for his friends.
1. "Jim's such a nice guy, he tried to get into my pants after telling me he just wanted to be friends."

2. "Alex came through real good tonight."
"Yeah, I can't believe he bailed us all out, how much was it total $400?"
by Epeyon April 19, 2009
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Tourettes Guy

One of the funniest people on the internet. He had Tourettes Syndrome and was constantly wasted but was funny as hell. His videos can be found on youtube by searching "tourettes guy". He sadly passed away in 2007 and will be missed by many, including me. If you think he didn't have Tourettes Syndrome then think again, because he was constantly drunk and if you would check www.tourettesguy.com then you would see that his actions were not like most people who have Tourettes Syndrome
Some of my favorite Tourettes Guy's lines

"Oh BOB SAGET!"

"I don't give a dead moose's last shit!"

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you in the ass!"

"Eat my short dick!"
by my name is bs January 8, 2009
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