chocolate fever

When a man obsessed by the chocolate women enters the stages of fever.
Particularly common amongst big hairy Swedes.
See also angus, angry angus, booka, chat, cubano

Angus the Bavarian saw a hot black girl in Spearmints from the corner of his eye.
Immediately he jumped from his seat, pulled his wallet from his pocket, grabbed her and her chocolate sister and gave them copious amounts of money to disrobe in his presence. Whilst smoking a cubano.
The chocolate fever had set in.

by boohog June 8, 2004

Christmas Fever

A horrible disease in which the infected individual constantly listens to Christmas music and looks at decorating ideas for hours on end. This disease is irreversable and incurable. The disease's side effects show on average around July or August. Side effect times may vary depending on person. Brisk weather is something they always think about, and hide the peppermint candy, or else it may be too late.

P1: "Hey, have you seen ___?"
P2: "They're busy in their room listening to Bing Crosby's Christmas album and looking at decorating tips on Pinterest. I wouldn't go in there if I were you."
P1: "Oh god... It's gotten worse!? I need to go in there-"
P2: "No!! That Christmas Fever is highly infectious! Do you want to be like them?!"
P1: "I need to save them!" *runs to P3's room*
P3: "it's beginning to look a lot like christmaaaaas..."
P2: "No!! Wait!! *follows and stops in doorway*
P1: "Eeeeeverywhere you goooo..."

P2: "Not you too!!! NOOOO!!"

by Artzygirl5520 November 12, 2015

Asian fever

When one has extreme attraction towards Asians of the opposite sex

I’ve got a major case of asian fever

by Holymacaroniwhatthefuck April 5, 2018

Bieber Fever

The disease that consumes the brains of young females, and makes them literally go insane. To be around a large group of these infected girls one mention of the name "Justin Bieber" will cause chaos and you would probably be trampled to death. These delusional tweens also believe that they will marry Justin Bieber, news flash that is not going to happen.
There is no known cure to "Bieber Fever" most likely it will be the next actress/singer to be queefed out of the murder machine that is disney.

Rabid fangirl: OmFG I <3 JuSTiN BiebR!1!!1! I'M gOinG tO MarrY HIm!!!1!!
Me: you are just an idiot with Bieber Fever, you will not marry Justin Bieber, you will most likely end up as an obese housewife with too many kids.
Rabid fangirl: *hysterical sobbing*

Ex.2
Rabid fangirl: Omfg Selena Gomez is dating Justin Bieber, I swear I'll kill her because she's a pedo slutbag with no life Gawd what a whore.
Me: you know it's people like you who make me look foward to dying alone.

by forever a nerd January 19, 2011

Aztec Fever

When you like a mexican. It's like jungle fever, but for mexicans.

"Sally has Aztec fever ;)" "woo girl you got aztec fever"

by TheCholo October 3, 2011

feasel

to kiss repeatedly in a passionate fashion

jane and henry were feaseling in front of my locker, so i was forced to spray tehm with a water hose.

by switch May 5, 2003

Dork and Feasel

The act of a male alternating between anal and vaginal penetration at a fast pace to create a sucking sound from both orifices

I was swapping holes so fast on that bitch I created a vacuum that sounded like dork and feasel!

by Eric43 March 18, 2008