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Dork and Feasel 

The act of a male alternating between anal and vaginal penetration at a fast pace to create a sucking sound from both orifices
I was swapping holes so fast on that bitch I created a vacuum that sounded like dork and feasel!
Dork and Feasel by Eric43 March 18, 2008
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Noun: One who feases or display's fease-like tendacies
Did you see the feaser seethe today?
Feaser by Dfynr September 16, 2022

Flaselblasm 

(noun) The sudden tearing/explosion which occurs when hot dogs are boiling in water and burst their skins.
The sudden flaselblasm in her microwave oven surprised Smith.
Flaselblasm by StrangeCharmVote September 6, 2014
The scottish way of saying "tripping balls", often in combination with being drunk and carrying a switchblade.
-So Billay, yu goon oot the night ya scruffy cahnt?

-Aye Lad, ahm well feased, ya wee poofster!
Feased by Lexo88 October 15, 2012
A man who is best described as a half-frog, half-weasel. Someone who has made such incredibly shitty choices either in a relationship or just life in general that he is to be held in incredibly low regards.
A freasel is often a rather small man who shys away from any true confrontation. Outwardly shy and inwardly rancid, the freasel is often greasy and smell of rotting food stuffs.
A rather filthy boyfriend who refuses to shower when going out is a freasel.
Freasel by Chazigans December 28, 2012
The office suck-up, tattle-tale, golden-boy (or gal) that everyone hates except the boss.

A fucking weasel.
Nancy agrees with everything the boss says. What a fweasel!
fweasel by Ipooped2day January 5, 2014
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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