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Dork and Feasel
The act of a male alternating between anal and vaginal penetration at a fast pace to create a sucking sound from both orifices
Dork and Feasel by Eric43 March 18, 2008
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Flaselblasm
(noun) The sudden tearing/explosion which occurs when hot dogs are boiling in water and burst their skins.
Flaselblasm by StrangeCharmVote September 6, 2014
Feased
The scottish way of saying "tripping balls", often in combination with being drunk and carrying a switchblade.
Freasel
A man who is best described as a half-frog, half-weasel. Someone who has made such incredibly shitty choices either in a relationship or just life in general that he is to be held in incredibly low regards.
A freasel is often a rather small man who shys away from any true confrontation. Outwardly shy and inwardly rancid, the freasel is often greasy and smell of rotting food stuffs.
A freasel is often a rather small man who shys away from any true confrontation. Outwardly shy and inwardly rancid, the freasel is often greasy and smell of rotting food stuffs.
fweasel
The office suck-up, tattle-tale, golden-boy (or gal) that everyone hates except the boss.
A fucking weasel.
A fucking weasel.
fweasel by Ipooped2day January 5, 2014
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