Fanking

Fucking and spanking at the same time. Visual description: Reverse cowgirl while being spanked is an option but variety is allowed as well

Kerianne could use a good fanking
I totally fanked him the other night. It was epic

by fankmaster5000 February 14, 2012

fatkingrat

this 'thing' is a 'friend' i had in school once, he is fat, smelly, and a disease to humanity!
dont worry though, i just blanked him one time for the rest of my life and we havent spoken since. i occasionally see him in town with his parents (which are his only friends)

hay u remember fatkingrat???
oh yeah....he smelt
yeah, i hope hes dead

by McGeagh June 8, 2004

Falking

Falking = stalking + facebook.

Falking is the act of stalking someones facebook page.

I was falking his page last night and I ended up wasting 3 hours but I learned a lot about him from falking. I know we are not compatible in dating.

by Hedmark November 27, 2010

fackingering

is the ability to fight with a knife

i was in a knife BATTLE!!! and i fackingeringED him

by fackingeringer May 6, 2011

Farminger

Farmer who complains when it's too wet/too dry/too cold/too hot and that prices are too high/too low, and the gravel in their driveway is too sharp for their dainty little feet unless they wear their very expensive boots.

The old farminger told me that the season had been too wet, but that the rain wasn't enough for a good crop.

by John of the Antipodes July 7, 2011

falking

The act of Facebook stalking. Investigating a person's life through the rifling of their status updates, wall posts, and pictures.

Frank: Hey bro, why are you taking so long on the computer?
Donnie: I'm falking this hot chick I found through my friend's profile.

by Moomoo<3 August 27, 2011

farting snake

A bass clarinet.

That girl's great with the fish horn and the farting snake.

by pentozali October 5, 2011