Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

by Blondeterage September 18, 2012

Eating iron

To eat dicks or S a D

Malc malc loves eating iron

by Malcmalc July 21, 2014

Eating Streets

Someone who likes to go out alot or walk around outside aimlessly. Mostly used by Un Educated.

Ben: Mom where did Chris go?
Mom: Out eating streets
Ben: Jesus Christ he's never home.

by Cool Guy August 15, 2015

eating crust

Eating asshole

Hey Becky do you like eating crust

We Matt I don't eat asshole

by jackskelington September 23, 2016

eating real

When you and the boys get set a fat peng meal for you all to enjoy.

Look at my pizza,boys we are eating real.

by Linknbill July 22, 2017

Eating Reeces Puffs

When you give a bj to a black guy after he's done anal, getting that peanut butter chocolate flavor.

"Oh man! I love Eating Reeces Puffs!"
"Janice you dirty slut!"

by Getdunkton September 16, 2017

Eating Crust

Eating crust is when you’re fuckin a bitch, and she gets truffle butter on her pussy, from when you were doing anal before, and then you eat the truffle butter. Straight up

Are you gonna finish that crust?
I love eating your crust.
Eating crust is always the last thing I do after sex.

by Crustboy247 December 20, 2017