Directaphobia

Fear of Direct Deposit.

"Joe, you're directaphobia is causing you to waste valuable time by waiting in long lines at the bank to deposit your paycheck that could easily be deposited automatically."

by Kelly B November 12, 2004

One Direction

The MOST ATTRACTIVE 5 boys in the world
A british AND IRISH boyband who came in third on the X-Factor in 2010. Their first song was What Makes You Beautiful.
Their fandom, known as directioners, are known as the deadliest fandom, DO NOT INSULT ONE DIRECTION OR YOU WILL BE ATTACKED BY DIRECTIONERS. Just a warning.
They were put together by X-Factor judge, Simon Cowell
They are quite attractive
Niall Horan is the only Irish one
Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson are british

Louis name is pronounced Lou-ie
not lewis
if you pronounce it lewis
you will be refered to as a directionator
they do not have 3 songs... but 15 in their album
if you only know 3 you will be considered a directionator
the songs are not only
What Makes You Beautiful
Gotta Be You
One thing
but also
Moments
More Than This
Taken
Everything About You
Same Mistakes
I Want
I Wish
Save You Tonight
Up All Night
Stand Up
Stole My Heart
Tell Me A Lie

Memorize the lyrics
Know their names
BECOME A DIRECTIONER TODAY

One Direction is attractive
-- every girl in the universe

by A Directioner <3 July 17, 2012

Dhiren

Dhiren is usually a homeless boy.
He likes looking at cocaroaches under in the drain. Dhiren likes to get busy in the bathroom. He doesn't take sh*t from anyone and if you bully him he will frick your mom.

Well I'd be a Dhiren if it comes to it!

by PewdiepiePredator November 17, 2019

band director

Fat guy with huge ass man tits who directs a band. Often wears Hawaiian Shirts because he is too fat for anything else. They were often queers in school, and no one liked them.

Dude, that band director makes Pamela Anderson's tits look tiny.

by RaawB July 12, 2007

directly proportional

immediately the relation of one thing to another in size degree or amount

girl: your smexxiness is directly proportional to the number of tatoos you have
boy: really??? i'm going to get another..
girl: heeeyyyy...

your level of hotness is directly proportional to how little clothing you have on...and how big your boots are

by nina & 'lissa March 25, 2007

direct

a term used for a woman that is very pleasing to the eye. a good looking woman with attractive features.

"Did you see that girl in black?"
"Ya man she was direct."

by dustin July 1, 2004

Dire

Very similar to Dour, used in the same circumstances: Gay remarks, bad mistake, bad joke or generally being an Arsehole.

Gay Person: Oh! I love Space!

Normal Person: Dire!

by Jon Elvins March 11, 2007