Album Depression

The act of becoming depressed after looking at someone's album online and realizing your weren't invited.

sally suffered severe album depression after she signed into facebook sunday morning and saw kelly's newest album, "Best saturday night everrr", and realized that she wasn't invited to kelly's party.

by websterspocketdic May 22, 2009

Freshmanic Depression

noun

The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).

Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?

Hank: Just take your pants off already.

Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.

Hank: SHUT UP!

by Avery Fredericks November 21, 2010

gay depression

When you’re gay asf and can’t find any other gays to share your gay with

Damn that girl is hot, too bad she likes guys. And thereeees my gay depression.

by Greasynoceur January 31, 2018

Sexual Depression

This type of depression happens due to being single causing you to not stop masturbating/being horny. This causes you to be highly depressed over not having any sexual activity with someone else besides yourself.

Damn...Jarod...you definitely have sexual depression. I mean when was the last time you had sex?

by Supbitches April 8, 2020

That's Depressing

A statement usually used at the end of an answer that is not expected or not wanted. usually not used in the more serious lament, most often used as a joke when something seems amise.

John: Hey wanna hang out today?
Leslie: Sorry I can't I gotta work tonight, I'm busy all week so we probably won't be able to hang for a few days.
John: That's Depressing....

by Ferdinand Maximilian December 5, 2010

Fake Depression

Some people are “Fake Depressed”, where they lie to themselves because they’d much rather be sad for attention then to be happy for their health and well being.

Examples of Fake Depression; The lady listened to sad music and looked at depressing pictures on the internet to increase how upset she was.
Or
Rose purposely made herself feel sad and blamed everything on herself being the narcissist she is for attention, she was “Fake Depressed”.
Rose was fake depressed because she could not submit this form.

by Rose434 May 28, 2019

beard-polar depression

Combination of "beard" and "bi-polar depression," describing the loss, sadness, and vicarious nakedness one feels when a male acquaintance suddenly shaves off his beard.

Joe was rocking the beard until today. I'm so blue...must be beard-polar depression.

by Ae5Ea8 February 24, 2015