Dink

Dink (n):- Someone who is acting stupid; lame; annoying
- A hair on a whales penis
- Anyone named Casey, Emily, or Jessica.

Ex 1.)
You are such a dink!

Ex 2.)
The rare whales dinks were being sold for a fortune to make authentic paint brushes.

by youarenotthesun June 25, 2009

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Dinkleberry

The Dinkleberry is a lifeform that resembles a male human, with the sartling difference that everything he says makes him sound like a chauvanistic DINK. The Dinkleberry prides himself on being the worlds' best manwhore, when in reality he has simply resorted to hitting on every whore that walks by. He does not realize that this is indeed pathetic rather than an accomplishment.
The Dinkleberry species can often be found perusing local stripclubs, with the clearly conceited attitude that every half-naked girl that looks at him is immediately in love with his insanely premature bald spot and nauseating Aqua-Velva cologne.
The Dinkleberry's average day consists of bullshit one-liners that your grandpa wouldn't have used, and a busted ass Blackberry that he carries out of belief that it makes him look cool. (He likely has no idea how to use the Blackberry as his conscious mind is far too self-absorbed to think of anything but himself and how amazing he simply MUST be.)
The Dinkleberry's diet consists of 3-day-old takeout that his dog likely licked after licking its own crotch, dirty panties that he stole from a wide variety of hookers, and crust-covered chocolate covered almonds, as the Dinkleberry secretly loves to suck nuts.

"I can't believe that Chris thought he was such a smooth dude. Check out that receding hairline."
"Fuck, what a dinklebery."
"I wonder what that smell is all about?"
"It's stale nuts. The Dinkleberry clearly just finished breakfast."

by Yeah, I went there. And what? January 29, 2009

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dinka

An english slang term meaning different things in noun and verb sense.

1) Dinka, verb, this would be to go on a fairly pointless mission, for example drive 300 miles for a cup of tea and drive back.
2) Dinka, noun, this would refer to something of dubious but pleasurable nature, pornographic material for example.

The term is used reasonably loosely according to the speakers will at the time so may result in a number of variations.

Upon concluding the Sunday service, the Vicar was left at a loss as what to do with the rest of his day, as if by divine intervention, the Bishop arrived with some classy dinka DVD's.

Wasting no time and robes cast aside they dinka'd over to the vestry and spent the 7th day enjoying the fruits of mankind reproduced in telecinematic form.

by cyanidemoth November 12, 2005

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