Dailup

"Dailup" is referred to when someone does not get a joke as quick as they thought they would. Often associated with slow internet, meaning the people are slow.

User 1: *Tells a joke*
User 2: ...
User 1: Your on dailup.

by Elementalpowerstar August 6, 2009

DailyTitan

a crappy school newspaper

I don't want that DailyTitan.

by bread infection November 20, 2009

daily usage limit

What MySpace puts in place to stop spammers by limiting how many comments, friend requests, and messages a person can send in a given day or timeframe.

Basically it's MySpace's way of saying "get the fuck off and get a fucking life"

*person tries to send a message*
Person: sounds great, see you there
MySpace: Warning, you have exceeded your daily usage limit
Person: fuck you Tom

by applealex February 7, 2010

DailyRape

When someone gains acess your dailybooth and puts inappropriate photos there.

Oh YES. IM ON HIS DAILYBOOTH! IM SO GOING TO DAILYRAPE HIM

*DONE*

Yes just DailyRaped him!

by fchgbqnq December 4, 2010

daily ricer

contrary to its close relative, the rice rocket, a daily ricer is a car manufactured by Asian automakers with no performance enhancing stickers or giant drag inducing fins. These cars are used most commonly for driving to and from work. Usually powered by small four cylinder engines they are great on fuel and don't cost a lot of money to drive.

Oh, I see, that must be your daily ricer!

by Not.quite.Vtec February 22, 2011

Dilf

D.I.L.F = Dad I'd Like to Fuck

For girls and guys who fancy other peoples farthers.
Opposite sexual attraction to Milf

WOW, Steve's Dad is HOT, he's a' DILF!'

by Wesroy February 19, 2012

daily parking

When you park your peen in their spleen if ya know what I meen

"BRUH BRUH I GOT DAT DAILY PARKING PASS TO AUBREY'S VAGINAL CAVITY"
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'

by FuckMeInMyLooseAsshole May 4, 2014