shaggability coefficient

How shaggable a person is. Can be used for men and women.

Friend 1: Hey dude, did you see Alice today?
Friend 2: Yeah bro, the shaggability coefficient is off the charts!

by gusfringd November 2, 2023

blubberisation coefficient

The amount of a bulb inside its casing. If the radius of the bulb is r1, and the radius of the bulb plus casing is r2, assuming the bulb is a perfect sphere, the blubberisation coefficient of the bulb is (r1/r2)^3.

This bulb is better than that one because its blubberisation coefficient is larger.

by #4294967296 December 11, 2023

Muff Cuff

When your clitoris gets caught in the zipper of your pants.

I Can’t go out, just had a incident of muff cuff.

by xTheTruth May 8, 2024

Paper Cuff

Impulsive cuffing of a significant other, so to the world you are together but mentally you know you aren't.

Ah did you see how Ryan paper cuff Natalie last week?

by Gdhjsdj April 1, 2024

Butt Cuffing

The action of putting both hands behind the back, then placing both thumbs together and lastly into the anus acting as cuffs.

We didn't have handcuffs last night, so I ended up butt cuffing myself to get the job done.

by SailorKevie the Streamer January 24, 2025

wristy-cuffs

a way of settling differences by combining the brutal art of pugilism with the sensual act of a an aggressive wristy.

each opponent has one hand in a boxing glove and one hand on the others genitals. the aim of the game is to either force your opponent to retire by ejaculation or TKO.

ollie took the last Timtam so i challenged him to a game of wristy-cuffs. we're not sure who won but we won't be doing it again ... without lube

by jo mamaaaaaa February 27, 2025

Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025