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jambloat

To jambloat means to jam very badly, and in an easily avoidable way. This includes getting many wrong submissions, failing a problem due to a silly mistake, or taking a long time to do something.

Also a synonym for jam.

A jambloat also refers to a behaviour in a language that you would not expect, thus leading to mysterious bugs.

I jambloated on div2B for 90 minutes and 35 wrong answers because I forgot to consider the common c++ jambloat: the size of a vector is unsigned. This caused an overflow error which made the program jambloat.

by #4294967296 July 27, 2024

megabloat

A bigger jam than a jambloat, below a gigabloat
Can refer to programs which do not run correctly for a long time

This code works on all the small inputs, but then starts megabloating whenever the logic error is crucial to the execution.

by #4294967296 April 25, 2024

blubberisation coefficient

The amount of a bulb inside its casing. If the radius of the bulb is r1, and the radius of the bulb plus casing is r2, assuming the bulb is a perfect sphere, the blubberisation coefficient of the bulb is (r1/r2)^3.

This bulb is better than that one because its blubberisation coefficient is larger.

by #4294967296 December 11, 2023

blubberisation

The act of something blowing up, becoming very big, or causing mass destruction. Or, in mathematics, the blubberisation coefficient, a coefficient measuring a feature of a bulb.

The blubberisation of the bug has caused ruptures throughout the project.

by #4294967296 December 11, 2023

megabloat

A megabloat is a larger jambloat. It means a mistake or bad performance with grave consequences, or a large mistake.

I megabloated my circuit so badly yesterday. Dropping it in water, it went up in magic blue smoke.

by #4294967296 December 9, 2023

jambloatjambloat

double jambloat

I jambloated the jambloatjambloat because of the triple jambloat.

by #4294967296 June 19, 2023

spambloat

To spam something very hard.

Spambloating the free dt button using a CT gives you 0.01 dt every time it is pressed. A CT can spambloat it at 80000 CPS, giving 800 free dt every second.

by #4294967296 July 9, 2022