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Cape Town

Also known as The Mother City because it was the first colonized city in Southern Africa

The Best city in Africa, not sure about outside of Africa because I've never been.

The best place to party in South Africa.

Awesome culture amongst the locals, especially the coloured community(please do not get offended by the term 'coloured' because in South Africa it is actually a race and I for one am proud to be coloured)

Cape Town has the biggest mixed-race (coloured) community in the world... just don't go telling a coloured person they mixed-race cause then you giving them cause for beating you up, this however does not apply to all coloured people.

Cape Town is full of adventurous places to go and wonderful beaches and other beautiful scenery(this also includes the sexy Capetownians)

Cape Town is also famous for the wine route, because it is home to some of the biggest vineyards in the world, infact the Western Cape is home to the biggest vineyard in the world.

and last but not least Cape Town is home to some of the best people you could ever hope to party with, no joke!!!
Guy1 : If you wanna meet really beautiful women come to the J&B Met.

Guy2 : wheres that?

Guy1 : in Cape Town, dude its a hoe-asis and it only happens once a year.
by Cannybaby March 5, 2011
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carpe diem

originated by roman boys when girls didn't want to have sex with them. Meant that we might not be here tomorrow, so let's seize the moment today!
Roman Boy: hey, wanna have sex?
Roman Girl: i dunno...
Roman Boy: c'mon, carpe diem!
Roman Girl: okay!
by puer romanus January 27, 2009
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Superman Cape

The act of jizzing on an individual's upper back and sticking the sheets to their back and let it dry to make a cape.
It hurt to take off the superman cape after a long night of hard fucking.
by Drew P. Weener May 28, 2009
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carpet surfing

when a dog (small or large) sits on the carpet and drags around the room on it's butt using it front legs.
Look honey, Fido is carpet surfing his ass off on our heirloom, oriental rug.
by qazedctgbujmesztfcuhbokm March 21, 2009
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cricket caper

a sexual experience with an hot chick "cricket" that is not your wife or girlfriend. usualy a whore, stripper, or just a chick at the club
"we're goin out clubin tonight, im lookin for a cricket caper for the night"
by iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii November 15, 2007
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Magic Carpet

A wash clothe, towel or article of clothing that used to clean up after having sexual intercourse with a women whose on her period.
Man: Ah babe, what in the fuck!! You're raggin'?

Woman: Yeah, get a magic carpet.
Man: ...a what?
Woman: Something to clean up the mess dear.
by BigDonk August 29, 2012
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cut the carpet

to sever all ties, to break off all relations with (someone)
When my best friend betrayed me by sleeping with my wife, I cut the carpet between us.
by soy_sauce June 10, 2010
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