airy condity

airy condity is an individual who pulls all the baddies and also a bottom

that guy is such an airy condity

by evil airy condity September 30, 2025

critical condition

A term meaning "almost dead"

His grandma's alive, she's just in critical condition.

by CigaroCigaroCigar November 18, 2025

the Stanley Dean condition

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.

These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.

by ut4wade November 1, 2010

stain of condescension

the sticky residue left when a condescending ass sits on a cushion.

I hope your bad attitude doesn't leave a stain of condescension on my couch.

by robot steverorobot robot_steve May 2, 2017

sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.

I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.

by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018

Meraz-Lerma Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys unbuttoned shirts and deep v-necks, and is obsessed with guitar strings.

Man that guys v is too deep I could see his chest hair. He definitely has the Meraz-Lerma Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 25, 2019

fecal brain condition

Medical term for shit for brains.

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.

by Cpugh March 2, 2019