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lobster clawing

lobster clawing is when a person is clustering their hands full of misc and random items trying to complete a task except said items have no purpose for the task at hand thus lobster clawing. usually because a person does not want to put said misc items down.

Can also be said when a person has to many things in hands and arms to the point of slipping and dropping items while flailing about under any influence of narcotic substances ( usually GHB )
I'm trying to find my wrench to tech on my BMX but I'm lobster clawing all this other stuff I'm coming across trying to find it.
by Zambler a.k.a Renniks Foog September 10, 2013
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Meow this kitty's got claws

A reply to ones bitchy remark
Tom : What should I wear to this party ?!
Heather : how about you wear your Robin hood outfit ?

Tom : ooh meow this kitty's got claws ! ;)
by UnicornsRULeSblud November 14, 2011
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clawhammer

WoW that guy has a big clawhammer

Damn he could satisfy a blue whale with that clawhammer.
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Claws for Hands!

1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.

2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.
1) I want to find a guy who's smart, funny, and has CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!

2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"
by Sassy Smike July 28, 2008
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Clawman

A man who give huge wedgies.
Man, that clawman really chafed my ass.
by WTFMAN5 February 13, 2007
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clawhand

When a male person of Native American descent is born without muscles in his right hand. The hand becoming useless to grab items.
Gewald tried to shoot his pistol at the shooting range, but his gross clawhand did not allow him to hold the gun in his hand.
by Orlando D January 3, 2008
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Clawschiffer

A person (or animal) with long nails ("claws") that break or scratch people constantly.
1. Whoa man your dog scratches me so much he's such a clawschiffer.

2. Dude, Katy is such a clawschiffer. Every time we go out she breaks a nail.
by Yum to Yo March 23, 2008
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