Soggy Cereal

When a woman has an untamed forest of pubes, and a partner goes down on them. Once done, the saliva left in the hair makes a nose reminiscent of soggy Rice Krispies, as the dark and curlies become unmatted and regain their full volume.

I went down on her, and now she's got some soggy cereal.

by GodOfPearlJam June 1, 2018

Cereal Bowl

The act of ejaculating inot a girl/lady friend's belly button, and then procedding to eat the milky goodness with a small spoon, commly used to eat soup.

Cody: Last night, Delila, let me enjoy the fine dish I prepared in her belly button.
Will: Damn dude, thats totally sick, I wished Sara would let me have a Cereal Bowl!

by Eat it and Love it <3 March 17, 2013

life cereal

Life cereal is a piece of shit cereal that no one wants. And if you have bought, kill yourself. Bye mom and bye world.😭🔫

I hate life cereal

by Life cereal November 22, 2016

cerebral

Absolute mind-fucking insanity. Having completely gone off the deep end. Akin to postal or mental, cerebral is a whole new dimension of bonkers.

Completely fucking psychotic.

"You hear the news? Dave and Jennifer finally had their kid. Problem is... the baby's black! Dave went fucking cerebral."

by HarvesterOfSorrow March 30, 2010

Ceres

n. A skull-looking, loose girl who loves smoking pot.

"That Ceres is stoned again! Run before you get hit on by a dead pharaoah!"

by K.T. Kitty March 5, 2009

cereal girl

The girl version of cereal guy, an internet meme.

Are you eating a bowl of cereal in the morning and making a gesture with you're spoon as a sign of disagreement like that beautiful cereal girl?

Cereal girl has the nicest face ever!!

by cerealforliife October 2, 2011

cereal

The crap you put with ur 2% fat free milk every day and makes u fatter than Sultan also tastes like shit with all those multicolored crap pro-cancer shit tey put on

mmm... Cereal..... *Waits 24 hours* *craps green shit*

by Namina July 4, 2005