sploosh canoe

ejaculation of women so large it can fill up a canoe

"Kendra got so wet last night, a nigga had to paddle in a sploosh canoe like Lewis and clark"

by BiggyDiddyJ January 21, 2016

Douche Canoe

When two or more douche bags are in one vehicle or transportation device.

When Sean's team gets on the bus to come play at one of our stadiums it turns into a douche canoe.

by Blackhawks39 April 9, 2016

Douche Canoe

A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.

I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!

by txdollface April 26, 2016

Douche canoe

Someone who is. More then a douche bag

Paul Raddell is a douche canoe

by Mcmaster carr October 14, 2016

Douche Canoe

A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.

Todd was being a real douche canoe talking about his ski trip in Tahoe.

by Dadof3girls July 30, 2016

Douche canoe

A fuckhead that is the size of a small boat.

My ex boss was such a douche canoe. She constantly lied about staff behind their back.

by Peaches&Boo January 10, 2017

Douche Canoe

your grade-a, classical fuck boy, typical douche who has earned the title of douche canoe

Huber, you're a fucking douche canoe! Stop looking up child pornography!

by Pv35 February 2, 2017