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pike tea

A drink that hides the alcohol so that you can date rape the people that drink it.

Girl 1: I went to a PIKE party last night and I woke up with bruises on my thighs...
Girl 2: Oh no! Don't tell me you had PIKE tea!

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ejaculation of women so large it can fill up a canoe

"Kendra got so wet last night, a nigga had to paddle in a sploosh canoe like Lewis and clark"

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