AP Computer Science 

A programming class that also emphasizes object-oriented programming methods, algorithms, and problem solving. Also you try to learn something useful but your teacher leaves half-way through the semester, so your old Computer Programming teach with zero experience takes over and helps in no way possible. You try your best to pass but no matter what, you're going to fail.

Jacob: You do the AP Computer Science homework?

Kyle: Haha what homework?

Nick: Why even do it? No one is passing with this goof teaching the class.

AP Computer Science by nobrows April 28, 2017

(Internet-connected) Computer 

An invention made to make humans speak less personally and socialize on a non-face-to-face manner. It is used as a part of dating/relationship. It is used as a means of looking up your crush(es). Also, referred to as an invention of demons.

Is that an (internet-connected) computer?
Do you have an internet-connected computer?

(Internet-connected) Computer by solvictus November 30, 2009

apple computer

A computer that requires the use of special software to run any application. Is good for editing movies ;). It sucks overall

this apple computer is a piece of crap

apple computer by w1ck3d July 2, 2003

apple computer

Piece of crap

"Wow my apple computer is quite comparable to a piece of crap"

apple computer by yerp July 3, 2003

apple computer

Proof from the mechanical world that good looks does not equal ability to do even the simplest tasks.

My PC may not look like that Mac, but at least I can watch my crap in peace.

apple computer by PetesWayUK July 3, 2003

Home Computer 

1. What people called Personal Computers before they knew to call them PCs.

2. A PC that is kept at home.

Home Computers were made by Atari, Commodore, Timex/Sinclair, and Texas Instruments.

Home Computer by Downstrike May 31, 2004

Attention Defecit Computer Disorder 

A disorder usually displayed by those with ADD or ADHD.
Symptoms may include the following:

Leaving old AIM instant message windows, long after the conversation ended.
Having multiple tabs open on firefox and/or having muliple windows of firefox opened.
Having one or more programs opened varying from just extracted to actually running.

Every time somebody comes to my house and sees all these windows up they wonder why I do that, and then I explain to them that I have Attention Defecit Computer Disorder

Attention Defecit Computer Disorder by 4523562 August 5, 2008