bearded moose

He thrust his bearded moose into her bearded clam and their pubic hair meshed together.
by somali pirate April 08, 2009
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lincoln's beard

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".
Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.
by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 04, 2007
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growing the beard

When a TV show get's better over time, as opposed to "Jumping the Shark," when a show gets worse over time.

Refers to Jonathan Frakes character, William Riker, growing a beard after season one, when the show improved dramatically
-"While "Heroes" Jumped The Shark after season one, "Lost's second season improved, growing the beard more after each season.
by Ufotofu9 June 03, 2014
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beard sex

When one partner of a homosexual male couple gives their partner a blowjob, the feeling of the beard stimulating the scrotum is known as beard sex. (Does not have to be male to male couples, though it is more likely)
Jon: Oh my God, that beard sex feels so good!
Josh: I'll never shave my beard again!
by Calvin Burton April 10, 2008
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Bearded Oyster

e.g Lets think of a name for a vagina hmm I know Bearded Oyster
by Quinn Battlecloud August 26, 2017
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Beard chafed

When you make out with someone with a beard and it chafs the skin of your chin off
Dude have you seen her chin, she got beard chafed
by Ab1357 June 04, 2015
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beard shmear

The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.
"What's that smell?"

"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."
by Fat Susie February 14, 2014
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