Floof Burrito

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face

"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

Mucho Burrito

When your friend gets so drunk he pukes his Mucho Burrito into the sink and taints everyone’s memory forever

My pulled a Mucho Burrito in the sink last night

by DrainOKing January 21, 2022

Fortnite burrito

When a girl diarrheas in ur mouth causing you to throw up inside her sphincter

Dude j.c gave me a good old fortnite burrito last night

by Deo demon January 22, 2022

Ohio Burrito

oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/

noun: plural: Ohio burritos

Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.

Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.

by MoltenPoo December 18, 2021

Bean Burrito

A Mexican in a sleeping bag

Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.

Man 2; I’m calling border patrol

by Kennedy Half Dolla April 2, 2022

California Burrito

when you take a shit in a Mexican prostitutes pussy

i totally gave Consuela a California burrito

by Mrcool69! October 15, 2022

Benny burrito

When you sit on his face and his nose Gets caught in the flaps. Resulting in suffocation. You just got a Benny burrito.

I Benny burrito to him last night

by Victor clit December 20, 2022