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Bro-ditch 

When a bro ditches his other bros for another activity.
Usually when a bro-ditch is performed, the bro-ditcher receives some form of punishment from his bros.
"Dude, you just bro-ditched us... that's a hit in the balls from all of us!"

"I can't believe you bro-ditched us for that whore!"
Bro-ditch by Teepoo July 13, 2007
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Mall Bro 

A new breed of "Bros" whom sprang up around 2004.
Mall Bros are known for being seen at some sort of "Skateboard Apparel" store in a Mall.

The Term Mall Bro was created by the fact that anything that these individuals wear can be found in you're local mall.
Mall Bros Usually wear some sort of new area hat and have pierced ears with the ever so popular diamond earings.

All over print sweat shits are popular with the Mall Bro and can also be identified by their brightly colored sneakers (Usually Nike dunks or DCs) or trendy Mall shirts like Famous Stars and Straps or whatever skateboard reality tv show is on mtv during that time (Rob and Big / Bam).

Don't be mistaken Bros and wiggers are two completely different things, Mall Bros can also be seen with excessively tight trendy Krew jeans or the excessively baggy jeans.
Mall Bro by KRSS December 27, 2007

bro-ordinate

The verb to bro-ordinate is bro-terminology for planning a homosocial or "bro" event or gathering of any size. This would include texting, calling, or facebooking a number of "bros," inviting them somewhere to play gamecube, drink light beer, and watch sketch comedy clips on youtube.
-Yo, bro, could you call Bill and bro-ordinate for the hockey game? Then we could go listen to the new Jack Johnson cd up in my room.

-dude, don't let George bro-ordinate for the gamecube party. he's totally lame and nobody likes him.

-do you have any plans tonight? not yet, but I'm about to bro-ordinate some with my bro Bilderberg on the phone.

bro-drunk 

A state of intoxication characterized by unwarranted high-fiving, fist-bumping and any other activity typically associated with excessive levels of testosterone. This condition is customarily associated with college-aged males and prodigious consumption of hops-based alcoholic beverages. Stereotypical undertakings of an individual in this state can include but are not limited to: viewing of televised sporting events, gatherings of fraternal organizations, and any pursuit which might involve the removal of his polo shirt to establish the viability of his biceps.
Oh my god, Bill and Ted are so bro-drunk right now. They just chugged another beer and now they're arm wrestling!
bro-drunk by andykat September 2, 2009

Bro-Over 

A bro-over is experienced whenever you and your bros have a crazy late night, full of not-drinking, not-smoking, and not-having sex, because you are too sXe for that sort of thing.
Yo man, why you so tired?" "I'm suffering from a hardcore Bro-Over" "Oh, the booze got ya?""Dude, XstraightedgeX for life.
Bro-Over by punkguitarcovers May 30, 2010

Bro Spirit 

The vital principle or animating force within living bros. It's the ambient brotherly attitude that lends towards high fives, smokin bowls, beer and touchdowns. Bro Spirit is a male on male non-gay level of affection and togetherness
As Andrew had explained before, His father's generation didn't possess the bro spirit that we see today amoungst young men.
Bro Spirit by Tony Jefferson July 30, 2010

bro tits 

Bro tits are similar to moobs, the result of overworked pecs.
Hey Carl, check out the bro tits on Jerry. He's totally been busting out those pec reps.
bro tits by jeromius September 15, 2010