bro-drunk 

A state of intoxication characterized by unwarranted high-fiving, fist-bumping and any other activity typically associated with excessive levels of testosterone. This condition is customarily associated with college-aged males and prodigious consumption of hops-based alcoholic beverages. Stereotypical undertakings of an individual in this state can include but are not limited to: viewing of televised sporting events, gatherings of fraternal organizations, and any pursuit which might involve the removal of his polo shirt to establish the viability of his biceps.

Oh my god, Bill and Ted are so bro-drunk right now. They just chugged another beer and now they're arm wrestling!

bro-drunk by andykat September 2, 2009

Bro Drinking 

The technique of inconveniently raising your arm and flexing your bicep muscle while drinking a beverage to simultaneously impress onlookers while quenching your thirst.

Chad is such a faggot! He's bro drinking his muscle milk in the middle of physics class.

Bro Drinking by starstormer20 October 14, 2009

Bro drank 

n: a drink commonly consumed by bros, normally gatorade or similar beveage, consumed in large amounts during games played by bros, or consumed while watching bro sports, primarily football. also consumed while playing Madden 09

1. Dude im all out of bro drank, can i have some of yours.

2. after playing an intense game of touch football all the bros gatherd aroung the cooler and chugged down some bro drank

Bro drank by DanNukesAll January 22, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012