The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.
Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.
Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.
Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.
I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.
I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.
by Aussie Chef March 21, 2019
Get the Aussie breakfastmug. An East Coast favorite commonly, but incorrectly, believed to have been derived from the Reverse Boston Creme. While being manually stimulated by his female partner, the man inserts as many strawberries as will fit into his partner's anus. When the female can no longer control her sphincter she drops strawberry dukie into one of her best serving dishes. At fruition, the man ejaculates atop the strawberries. The two then take turns enjoying the final product by feeding it to their partner one strawberry at a time using a spoon or, for extra credit, chop sticks.
Bud Collins was on the tube while we enjoyed our Breakfast at Wimbledung.
After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"
After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"
by Pootro September 16, 2012
Get the Breakfast at Wimbledungmug. When opening yogurt, the bit that always ends up shooting out of the container just as you open it up, generally hitting you in the face
by SnifersRow July 7, 2017
Get the Breakfast bukkakemug. by luvguru November 26, 2009
Get the Breakfast staremug. by MSRgaming June 9, 2021
Get the Country breakfastmug. When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.
"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"
"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."
"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."
by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016
Get the Bagel breakfastmug. The anxiety one experiences after a night out with friends that no one will attend breakfast the following morning.
by BasementDweller October 2, 2013
Get the Breakfast Anxietymug.