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Brack Boy

One who has ridden and/or spent enough time in brackish water to appear darker in skin color. (May have a displeasing appearance and unmannered behavior)
Oh my goodness, why are they seating those Brack Boys here at Cracker Barrel?? They must have been riding dirt bikes in coal country.
by Uncle Samuel June 25, 2024
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Brackett

probably the best person u have ever met. The most hype energy and funniest ever. She probably has a flirty personality but has no clue. She can be school smart but doesn’t try- her street smarts arnt the best but shes definitely chill
omg who is that?? Its Brackett DUUUH
by loveutothemoon&tosaturn March 1, 2024
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Barack Obama

by friend_ofa_friend_before_2010 February 7, 2025
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Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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Brackish

“She’s so brackish”
by Brackishbehavior August 8, 2025
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barackesque

adjective used to describe the pseudo optimistic era of barack obama's presidency
- have you heard that new house remix of "home" song by edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros?
- oh that, barackesque song from 2009?
by simulation11 August 23, 2025
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